Candorville by Darrin Bell for July 04, 2004
TV 2001: Tonight's top story: The Enron scandal has driven the presidents approval rating to new lows. We interrupt this story - the whit house says terror attacks are imminent! TV 2003: Questions about lies in the state of the union address are warming the presidents poll numbers. We interrupt this story - the white house says an al oaeda strike is imminent. Any day now! TV 2003: The failure to find any weapons of mass destruction in Iraq is harming the president's poll numbers. We interrupt this story - the whit house says terror attacks are imminent, and we just caught Saddam! TV 2004: Photos of U.S. troops torturing Iraqis have severely impacted the presidents poll numbers.