Candorville by Darrin Bell for June 30, 2004
Banker: Let me get this straight - you'd like a small business load for what? Clyde: I'm gonna fill syringes with crisco, label them "Botox" and sell them for $100 each in that ally over that - away. Banker: What the heck, the @#$%s here just cut my benefits again. Clyde: I'll also need a new trench coat.