February 07, 2019
January 17, 2018
This “genius” here thinks that bats are bugs.
Nothing like padding your resumes and business cards.
Giving Wile E a run for his money
Calvin, a genius? Like Wile E. Coyote?? BTW, has anyone ever noticed the Coyote only claims to be a genius opposite Bugs Bunny?
Calvin is a 6 years old “certified genius”, another one call himself a “very stable genius” at 78.
the card carrying genius isn’t playing with a full deck
Embossing without a die is fiercely difficult. Don’t ask how I know.
Would I lie about something like that?
Oh, he’s certified, all right. But, Genius?
I think if Calvin can invent a time machine to visit the past from a large box, and then turn that same box upside down to come up with the transmorgifier, he has every right to claim himself as a genius!
you should see the table now.
Yes. He did. Pretty ingenious, The Count would say, eh? Dilly! Dilly!
Oh, that card is so getting confiscated on the first day of school…
If it was real life, that 6 year old would indeed be a certified genius.
You know it’s a genuine certificate and can’t be forged
Cheer up, Calvin. Geniusses are sometimes misunderstood.
That is one stable genius alright.
Well, if he’s got a card, it’s got to be true.
Calvin is definitely certifiable.
Yep, a card AND a certificate is most convincing. :)
I’m certified. Not sure about the genius part.
Only because there was a screw loose!
Which would be an advanced skill for genius.
chisel and hammer.
LOL…. Certified Homespun Genius. Gotta love Calvin…
This guy is ready to run for President.
Did he even spell things correctly?
They wouldn’t listen to the fact that I was a genius
The man say, we got all that we can use
Now I got them steadily depressin’, low down mind messin’
Workin’ at the car wash blues
- Jim Croce, 1974
Calvin being like Wile E. Coyote, SUPER Genius!
And that’s the bottom line, ’cause Calvin said so!!!
codycab 3 months ago
This “genius” here thinks that bats are bugs.
ImDaRealAni 3 months ago
Nothing like padding your resumes and business cards.
C 3 months ago
Giving Wile E a run for his money
snsurone76 3 months ago
Calvin, a genius? Like Wile E. Coyote?? BTW, has anyone ever noticed the Coyote only claims to be a genius opposite Bugs Bunny?
Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 3 months ago
Calvin is a 6 years old “certified genius”, another one call himself a “very stable genius” at 78.
ꜝ 3 months ago
the card carrying genius isn’t playing with a full deck
Concretionist 3 months ago
Embossing without a die is fiercely difficult. Don’t ask how I know.
Jayalexander 3 months ago
Would I lie about something like that?
BigDaveGlass 3 months ago
Oh, he’s certified, all right. But, Genius?
BJDucer 3 months ago
I think if Calvin can invent a time machine to visit the past from a large box, and then turn that same box upside down to come up with the transmorgifier, he has every right to claim himself as a genius!
ekw555 3 months ago
you should see the table now.
Count Olaf Premium Member 3 months ago
Yes. He did. Pretty ingenious, The Count would say, eh? Dilly! Dilly!
SquidGamerGal 3 months ago
Oh, that card is so getting confiscated on the first day of school…
ncorgbl 3 months ago
If it was real life, that 6 year old would indeed be a certified genius.
mindjob 3 months ago
You know it’s a genuine certificate and can’t be forged
rshive 3 months ago
Cheer up, Calvin. Geniusses are sometimes misunderstood.
Plumb.Bob Premium Member 3 months ago
That is one stable genius alright.
Brilliant_Birdie 3 months ago
Well, if he’s got a card, it’s got to be true.
Eric S 3 months ago
Calvin is definitely certifiable.
mistercatworks 3 months ago
Yep, a card AND a certificate is most convincing. :)
stamps 3 months ago
I’m certified. Not sure about the genius part.
smsrt 3 months ago
Only because there was a screw loose!
goboboyd 3 months ago
Which would be an advanced skill for genius.
eced52 3 months ago
chisel and hammer.
g04922 3 months ago
LOL…. Certified Homespun Genius. Gotta love Calvin…
jossy138 3 months ago
This guy is ready to run for President.
Otis Rufus Driftwood 3 months ago
Did he even spell things correctly?
CleverHans Premium Member 3 months ago
They wouldn’t listen to the fact that I was a genius
The man say, we got all that we can use
Now I got them steadily depressin’, low down mind messin’
Workin’ at the car wash blues
- Jim Croce, 1974
wiley207 3 months ago
Calvin being like Wile E. Coyote, SUPER Genius!
Strawberry King 2 months ago
And that’s the bottom line, ’cause Calvin said so!!!