Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 18, 2023

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    BE THIS GUY  17 days ago

    Just random names from the phone book.

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    codycab  17 days ago

    Why was Calvin specifically asking 6 year olds? He knows he can ask literally any kid, right?

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    C  17 days ago

    No sale

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    cmxx  17 days ago

    Calvin follows traditional comic strip fact-finding guidelines, also known as the Lucy Van Pelt method.


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    GROG Premium Member 17 days ago

    Those six-year-olds have misguided expectations.

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    jasonsnakelover  17 days ago

    One time I was seven years old.

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    win.45mag  17 days ago

    Cal, as The Beatles sang, “money can’t buy you love”. Pops is keepin’ it real.

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    einarbt  17 days ago

    Where indeed.

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    eced52  17 days ago

    In the mirror.

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    snsurone76  17 days ago

    So many people call that bank gadget an ATM “machine”. Also, PIN “number”. Aren’t they aware of their redundancy??

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    M2MM  17 days ago

    This joke still works! :D

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    nosirrom  17 days ago

    Can we really trust playground polls?

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    figuratively speaking  16 days ago

    Close to home.

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    cdward  16 days ago

    I wonder what Calvin’s poll numbers look like.

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    jagedlo  16 days ago

    ATM! ATM! “I’ll get your my pretty, and your little dog, Toto, too!”

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    MS72  16 days ago

    The politicians like people that know how to use the ATM and do so liberally.

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    dflak  16 days ago

    Poll are designed to give you the results you want to see.

    My Congressman sent out a poll asking people how much money the former guy’s tax cut SAVED them. The option that it would cost people was not available.

    Then it gave various dollar amounts. Hey, it saved me $25. That’s great, isn’t it. We’ll it is if you are paid weekly or even monthly but as an annual savings, that’s 7 cents a day. You can find that much savings under the cushions on the couch.

    Also is that $25 on $100 income or $100,000 income.

    The results, “Most people say that the tax cuts save them hundreds of dollars a year.”

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 16 days ago

    Soooo, on a related note, does anyone care about the Nielson ratings anymore?

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    mindjob  16 days ago

    Calvin has been watching Transformers, but his dad aint Optimus Prime

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    sandpiper  16 days ago

    Dad’s just being cool. Be interesting to see how this arc plays out.

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    Zebrastripes  16 days ago

    If you want a raise in your allowance, just ask!

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    Count Olaf Premium Member 16 days ago

    Most six year olds now have a debit card app for that on their cell phones as well as their own Visa and Forever XXI credit card.

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    royq27  16 days ago

    My Dad was like an ATM! They did not exist so he never gave me money…

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    John Jorgensen  16 days ago

    Where indeed. We know there’s only one six year old in the house so every poll result would be either 0% or 100%.

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    Sherlock5  16 days ago

    Dad should explain that first you have to put money into an account. Calvin hasn’t put any money in, so he can’t get any out.

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    Brian Fink  16 days ago

    My daughter once said that’s what Mom meant, “Made Of Money”

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    rjarchuleta  16 days ago

    I’ve often felt like an ATM!

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  16 days ago

    Polling has not improved.

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    Jesse Atwell creator 16 days ago

    There’s a sample size of ONE, lol

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    Bilan  16 days ago

    Newsflash Calvin, you need to put money in the bank before you can take it out of the ATM.

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    smsrt  16 days ago

    Um… hello! Right in front of you, dad

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    ellisaana Premium Member 16 days ago

    You entered the wrong PIN, Calvin.

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    jmcenanly  16 days ago

    Calvin should know that automatic teller machines only put out money that is in your bank account.

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    g04922  16 days ago

    Calvin’s way of leading up to a request for money from Dad…

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    chinook12345  16 days ago

    Gen Z in a nutshell

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    DonCoyote®  16 days ago

    I am the only one of my Father’s (four) Children that never used the Man as an ATM.

    ……… I’m sure that’s why he made me the executor of his estate and left everything to me.

    The sad part is,………….. I was adopted.

    You get what you put in, … appreciation needs to be mutual.

    Dad is still alive,…….. and I hope I’m not the only one who appreciates that.

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