Boy, that wouldn’t be tolerated today…Moe would be out of there, he would have to attend anger management classes, and Calvin’s parents would sue everyone in sight.
Calvin needs an Omnitix that way he could get revenge on everyone that was jerk to him and no one would know it was him cause he would be transformed into an alien that could take down anything.He could also hang out with Lio cause bullies don’t live long when Lio is around.
As I’ve said earlier today, Bill Watterson has explained that Moe is a caricature of the real-life bullies from his childhood. Someone has written of Brom Bones in the Disney version of The Legend of Sleepy Hollow “It always p***ed me off as a kid that Brom got the girl. He reminded me of every dumb bully who got off on making my life a misery.” Someone else replied, “I understand how you feel. I didn’t like him much either. However, in terms of love rather than greed, he’s more likeable than Ichabod.”
When I watched the Disney version of The Legend of Sleepy Hollow in the 1970s, I also assumed Brom was meant to be a bully. When I watched a live-action version in the 1980s, I realised the important point that Brom really loved Katerina whereas Ichabod wanted her money and social prestige. This point was also evident in the Disney version but I was one of the viewers too young to realise it.
I have since learned that Ichabod was partly based on Washington Irving’s own schoolmaster and Brom Bones was based on Abraham Marling, a blacksmith in Sleepy Hollow and a hero of the Revolutionary War.
I was bullied in high school for reasons I still don’t know why. Only when I got in the kid’s face and stood up to him did I finally put the matter to rest. The look on his face was priceless when I had had enough. Eyes as wide as saucers and the proverbial mouth drop. Never had a problem after that. But chuckcork1 is correct. This is why bullies do what they do.
The little kid who can’t remember his homework is in no position to insult the special ed kid who is a Defensive lineman for the Pop Warner football team.
BE THIS GUY over 1 year ago
Calvin, a true sign of a genius is someone who knows when to keep his mouth shut.
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover over 1 year ago
He’s not struggling with the concept of punching.
codycab over 1 year ago
Calvin’s a genius alright. He really knows how to get beaten.
C over 1 year ago
Did we learn anything today, Calvin?
rklynch over 1 year ago
He definitely knows how to trigger that poor neanderthal. Now if he only learned how to dodge a punch or two….
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member over 1 year ago
Boy, that wouldn’t be tolerated today…Moe would be out of there, he would have to attend anger management classes, and Calvin’s parents would sue everyone in sight.
Bilan over 1 year ago
At this point, Calvin can’t claim he’s a stable genius.
The dude from FL Premium Member over 1 year ago
That’s another way of looking at here…I’m guessing be cheerful???
eastern.woods.metal over 1 year ago
That’s an insult I’m going to use on a few people
CalvinD1102 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Calvin needs an Omnitix that way he could get revenge on everyone that was jerk to him and no one would know it was him cause he would be transformed into an alien that could take down anything.He could also hang out with Lio cause bullies don’t live long when Lio is around.
scote1379 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Calvin , you forgot to run !
Bullet Bronson Premium Member over 1 year ago
I’m sorry diehard C & H fans but this isn’t funny. Bullying is never funny.
Probably_At_Work over 1 year ago
I always enjoyed how Watterson made Moe’s speech bubble a lower-case scrawl as opposed to the uniform upper-case letters of everyone else.
Susan00100 over 1 year ago
I thought the comic strip websites have stopped showing cartoons with physical violence.
Calvinist1966 over 1 year ago
As I’ve said earlier today, Bill Watterson has explained that Moe is a caricature of the real-life bullies from his childhood. Someone has written of Brom Bones in the Disney version of The Legend of Sleepy Hollow “It always p***ed me off as a kid that Brom got the girl. He reminded me of every dumb bully who got off on making my life a misery.” Someone else replied, “I understand how you feel. I didn’t like him much either. However, in terms of love rather than greed, he’s more likeable than Ichabod.”
When I watched the Disney version of The Legend of Sleepy Hollow in the 1970s, I also assumed Brom was meant to be a bully. When I watched a live-action version in the 1980s, I realised the important point that Brom really loved Katerina whereas Ichabod wanted her money and social prestige. This point was also evident in the Disney version but I was one of the viewers too young to realise it.
I have since learned that Ichabod was partly based on Washington Irving’s own schoolmaster and Brom Bones was based on Abraham Marling, a blacksmith in Sleepy Hollow and a hero of the Revolutionary War.
tripwire45 over 1 year ago
The teachers were very good at “correcting” Calvin’s indiscretions but Moe could bully kids with impunity.
Zebrastripes over 1 year ago
Most bullies are knuckle dragging thugs….and most schools do NOTHING until there’s an incident, and parents get involved!
USlackr Premium Member over 1 year ago
Calvin grew up to be an internet troll. More is still an a**
pheets over 1 year ago
Unfortunately and more often than not, yes.
Guayo1 over 1 year ago
And the dentist happy.
SquidGamerGal over 1 year ago
People are saying Calvin should stand up to Moe and not let him push him around anymore… THIS is why Calvin doesn’t stand up to him!
goboboyd over 1 year ago
A Young Sheldon moment, in the previous century. And millennium.
richbriggs over 1 year ago
I was bullied in high school for reasons I still don’t know why. Only when I got in the kid’s face and stood up to him did I finally put the matter to rest. The look on his face was priceless when I had had enough. Eyes as wide as saucers and the proverbial mouth drop. Never had a problem after that. But chuckcork1 is correct. This is why bullies do what they do.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago
The little kid who can’t remember his homework is in no position to insult the special ed kid who is a Defensive lineman for the Pop Warner football team.
johndifool over 1 year ago
Why, you could hardly pass the entrance examinations to kindergarten.
DadToFivePlus over 1 year ago
And your shoes.
Will_Scarlet over 1 year ago
The truth hurts.
WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago
So – Calvin regularly wrestles with a tiger but not a human kid?
g04922 over 1 year ago
Unfortunately, Calvin must leave Hobbes at home when at school…
BiggerNate91 over 1 year ago
Hey, at least Calvin stood up to him. He won’t take Moe’s abuse without getting a few words in.
The Wolf In Your Midst over 1 year ago
In which we learn the difference between intelligence and wisdom.
Gear 5 over 1 year ago
Its funny cause it’s relatable
mistercatworks over 1 year ago
If you cannot distinguish “truth” from “insult”, you deserve to be punched. Character analysis is not a “spectator sport”.
chienetfou over 1 year ago
Intelligence is knowing that a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is knowing not to put it in fruit salad.
Philosophy is knowing that ketchup is really tomato jelly, and a Bloody Mary is a smoothie.
Calvins Brother over 1 year ago
The truth will get your blood flowing.
Nick Danger over 1 year ago
School – the only jurisdiction where you are forced to be there but have no right to self-defense
Judy Hendrickson [Unnamed Reader - 852856] over 1 year ago
Well we’ll Calvin has finally met his match!!!
cmxx over 1 year ago
Overheard at the playground yesterday and disturbing on several levels (no, I’m not making this up).
Kid #1: Remember when I said I was going to kill myself?
Kid #2, offhandedly: I can strangle you now, if you like.
Kid #3, enthusiastically: I will!
Kid #1 sprints away, followed by #2 and #3, one of whom shouts, “Get him!”
Peterh778 over 1 year ago
That’s why being isn’t sufficient … you also need to have some kind of equalizer :)
Richard S Russell Premium Member over 1 year ago
The adult version of this is: “The boss may not always be right, but he is still the boss.”
Stephen Gilberg over 1 year ago
I wonder what made Moe mad in panel 1. Seems to me that bullies don’t normally threaten death unless the victim did something to tick them off.
Johnny Q Premium Member over 1 year ago
“The truth shall set your teeth free.” Classic line!
schaefer jim over 1 year ago
That is a pretty good right hand!
RonBerg13 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Yep, there was a similar kid at my Junior High school.
Then, one afternoon, when the bully left to go home out a ‘back’ door to the school, there were about 50 kids waiting for him.
They held rocks, sticks, bats, knives, and one kid even had a gun he took from his father’s desk.
The bully slowly walked through the group of kids, and then ran.
He never bullied anyone at that school ever again.
GreggW Premium Member over 1 year ago
If Hobbes really existed Moe would be dead meat. Wonder if anyone’s done a depiction of that?
Otis Rufus Driftwood over 1 year ago
Next, just walk away quietly to tell the teacher he threatened you.
StevePappas over 1 year ago
Calvin’s last line is both funny and the truth.
montylc2001 over 1 year ago
Why does every class always have one troglydite? We had one that use to play with his chest hair in third grade class…
suelou over 1 year ago
Why do you show this kind of behavior in school in cartoons? Shouldn’t the bully get kicked out of school
hagarthehorrible over 1 year ago
The concept of walking erect is a fabulous jab at the bully. Only Bill can think of this.
Realimaginary1 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Twinky saw more than little stars!
Guilty Bystander over 1 year ago
Or your teeth will be set free…of your gums.
Wҽιɾԃ Exρɾҽʂʂισɳ Mαɳ over 1 year ago
A genius should know when to stay quiet.
nathan.sheriff3 over 1 year ago
Calvin read up on James 1:5 shortly there after.