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Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 16, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  2 months ago

    Maybe Roslyn should apply for a scholarship.

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    Ken 2049 Premium Member 2 months ago

    Spaceman Spiff would’ve handled this better.

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    codycab  2 months ago

    Tough guy, that Calvin.

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    Prescott_Philosopher   2 months ago

    “I want my MOMMY!”

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 2 months ago

    Keep calm, Calvin. She said ‘deadman’ not ‘deadkid’.

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    in.amongst  2 months ago

    At this rate, Rosalyn might earn her degree before college.

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    nomad  2 months ago

    He couldn’t make it. He needs to replace his retroencabulator module.

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    Algolei I  2 months ago

    I was a natural at the dead man’s float. One time, they called 911!

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    LupisLight  2 months ago

    Okay, with a name like “Dead Man’s Float”, I can’t exactly blame Calvin here. Seriously, it doesn’t really sound like a fun, inviting technique. Might as well tack on ‘of Doooom!’ to it while your at it….

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    Ken 2049 Premium Member 2 months ago

    Excellent deadpan humor Algolei I. Or should I say.. deadman humor.

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    eastern.woods.metal  2 months ago

    Is that Susy in the pool

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    eastern.woods.metal  2 months ago

    RE yesterday. I thought a rat tail was a hair style in the mid 80’s A thin string of hair down the back

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    C  2 months ago

    I guess his death ray blaster wasn’t waterproof.

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    dcdete.  2 months ago

    That shouldn’t be the first lesson! First you should learn how to wildly flail the feet and arms. Then comes the deadman float. It’s a natural progression.

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    The Reader Premium Member 2 months ago

    Don’t worry, Calvin, the cold water will help preserve your organs for harvesting.

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    Olddog04  2 months ago

    Drama queen

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member 2 months ago

    yes but now she’s a high price lawyer living in a big house and driving a fancy car.

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    ajr58(1)  2 months ago

    Cement flippers.

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    Gandalf  2 months ago

    When it was affordable enough that a summer job was enough. I remember those times.

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    uniquename  2 months ago

    When I was taught a deadman’s float, I floated under water. I never was very good at swimming.

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  2 months ago

    What Calvin doesn’t realise is that for the insurance scam to work, mom would have to be involved.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 2 months ago

    Okay, not being harsh here, but really?! “Dead mans” float? How about the crocodile drift instead. Perhaps sailors nap?

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    bbenoit  2 months ago

    When I was young I would lay face down in the water and release air until I sank to the bottom, then see how long I could stay there. I want my young lungs back…

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    bbenoit  2 months ago

    Notice how wisely Roz stays out of the water?

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    BiggerNate91  2 months ago

    Gonna be honest, I don’t blame Calvin here.

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    wiley207  2 months ago

    Well, I guess that’s KIND of a deadman’s float…

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    ChessPirate  2 months ago

    Tracer Bullet needs to investigate… Before the murder!

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    KEA  2 months ago

    timing is everything

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    christelisbetty  2 months ago

    No Calvin, the “Dying Man’s Flail” will not work.

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    WCraft Premium Member 2 months ago

    And Calvin is going to be my first test subject…

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    dbradway1  2 months ago

    Gee, I dunno. “Deadman’s Float” should appeal to 6-year-olds, especially Calvin.

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    Gent  2 months ago

    Well, can’t blame poor Calvin here.

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    briangj2  2 months ago

    Alternate names for a Deadman’s Float: Prone Float, or Jellyfish Float.

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    Cozmik Cowboy  2 months ago

    When I worked at Boy Scout camp in my teens, one of my jobs was teaching the “Non-Swimmers”; never took me more than 2 sessions to move them through “Beginner” and into “Swimmer”. I only ever met 3 kids I couldn’t teach to swim.

    They were, of course, my sons. Fortunately, someone else did manage to teach them.

    Of course, I never had to try teaching Calvin……..

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    Banjo Gordy Premium Member 2 months ago

    1944 , a skinny 8 year old at a Summer Camp in East Waterford Maine couldn’t float if my life depended on it. But later learned how to tread water. Polio was a big time fear, & very grateful my folks sent me & my brothers to a 2 month summer camp for many years!

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    ron  2 months ago

    I thought that was Rosalyn.

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    billdaviswords  2 months ago

    Ah, the days when kids paid for their own college and could do so with a part-time job as a lifeguard.

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    Ukko wilko  2 months ago

    I suggest water boarding.

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    hagarthehorrible  2 months ago

    That would mean a 10% increase in the baby sitting charges next time.

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