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Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 22, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member 12 days ago

    They taste pretty good if you put a couple spoonfuls of sugar on them.

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    meg_grif  12 days ago

    But the second mouse gets the cheese.

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    codycab  12 days ago

    The late kid would prefer breakfast in bed. Also something really sweet.

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    dadthedawg  12 days ago

    Wake me, when it’s over…..

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 12 days ago

    You can find pizza until midnight.

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    Bilan  12 days ago

    Most kids will eventually get to the rise. But getting to the shine is a whole other ballgame.

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    EasternWoods  12 days ago

    We used to call KD ( Kraft Dinner ) worms

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    Concretionist  12 days ago

    I’ve always noticed that the early worm gets the bird. No, no, not THAT bird…

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    Jerry  12 days ago

    That backwards. The early worm get eaten by the bird.

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    Red33410  12 days ago

    What mom says has the following anagram, “sweet Mary, red-hot blighter.”

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    jvo  12 days ago

    @Jerry

    Not backwards at at all,lol :D

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    Baarorso  12 days ago

    I think Calvin put it nicely in one strip (and here I’m paraphrasing): "They make you sleep when you aren’t tired and get you up when you want to sleep some more’.;-D

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    batmanwithprep  12 days ago

    The early seagull gets the tourist’s discarded boardwalk fries?

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    Alexander the Good Enough  12 days ago

    So if the early bird gets the worm, why’d the worm get outta bed?

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    M2MM  12 days ago

    That’s the exact same greeting my mother used on us. :P

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    PaulAbbott2  12 days ago

    Eww, Mom is a pleasant morning person. All pleasant morning people should seek immediate psychiatric help.

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    Looneytunes65  12 days ago

    When I was a child, it seemed like I closed my eyes, and it was morning.

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  12 days ago

    Never did grasp the concept of that old saying. After a good rain, worms are available all day.

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    Dobby53 Premium Member 12 days ago

    On cold winter mornings, Mom would get us up by reciting “The Cremation of Sam McGee.”

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    Gent  12 days ago

    Bleah! You keep the worm. I is going back to sleeps!

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    jagedlo  12 days ago

    In Calvin’s case, wouldn’t that be Rise and Whine?

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    Troglodyte  12 days ago

    Calvin looks ready to slither back into his burrow!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 12 days ago

    Yup. My Feelings exactly. The tardy bird gets the crumbs. You decide.

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    hagarthehorrible  12 days ago

    Love the dialogues between mother and kid.

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    wongo  12 days ago

    But it’s the “second mouse” who gets the cheese !

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    Bookworm  12 days ago

    “But mom, if the worm stayed in bed, the bird would be out of luck.”

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    Redd Panda  12 days ago

    Our Mum was more succinct … ‘’GET UP!’’

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    kab2rb  12 days ago

    Should tell Calvin day of fun activities.

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    Teto85 Premium Member 12 days ago

    The late bird orders pizza.

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    Ukko wilko  12 days ago

    I had a girlfriend who woke up early, believing that should be true.

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    SunflowerGirl100  12 days ago

    I’m betting Calvin is sleepy because he was up half the night doing something like watching forbidden television.

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    tremaine53  12 days ago

    If the Early Bird got the Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs, we might see a different result.

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    dimndno  12 days ago

    Early bird gets the worm. Second mouse gets the cheese!

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    Elder Lee  12 days ago

    In my fraternity days, on one of those cold damp days when the night crawlers come out we had spaghetti for lunch. One guy got served a plate with worms under his noodles. I, as a pledge, got to clean up and paint the dining room.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member 12 days ago

    Recommendation for a great career move: Retire! I can stay up as late as I want and get up whenever I want, and there’s no mom to tell me I’m doing it wrong. (My wife occasionally stands in for her, tho.)

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    WCraft Premium Member 12 days ago

    Did I say “worm?” I meant ‘Gummi Worm!’

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    LrdSlvrhnd  12 days ago

    But the early worm gets eaten.

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    LeanGrassSneakers(LeanGrassSneakers+T.D)  12 days ago

    Say, I never know the good part of being early. You just miss out on some valuable sleeptime.

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    Stephen Gilberg  12 days ago

    Calvin’s no Charles V, who insisted on a Diet of Worms.

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    christelisbetty  12 days ago

    Aw come on Calvin, you pretend to have much worse on your sandwich. when you trying to gross out Susie ,at lunch.

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    countoftowergrove  12 days ago

    Calvin channels his inner Bill the Cat.

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    LenSatic  11 days ago

    Early worm gets eaten.

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    einarbt  11 days ago

    Not if the worm stays in bed.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  11 days ago

    Who Weeps for the early worm?

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    rgcviper  11 days ago

    The early bird can have the worm, because neither mornings nor worms are pleasant.

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