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Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 07, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  4 months ago

    “Attack of the Coed Cannibals” — whom exactly are the coeds going to be eating?

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    dadthedawg  4 months ago

    I like the sound of the movie with…..coed cannibals.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 4 months ago

    Blood! Blood! And more blood!

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  4 months ago

    As of 2021, know of anyone who has a VCR? No, not DVD nor Blu-ray.

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    Nate Wright (Comic Buff)  4 months ago

    But Calvin will be hit hard by: “Sir, what’s your name and age?”

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    montylc2001  4 months ago

    I don’t remember this arc….but it just can’t turn out good.

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    jagedlo  4 months ago

    “watch TV and be good”? He can do the first…the second on the other hand…

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    79nysv  4 months ago

    By the time they get back. DFACs will be waiting and maybe DHS too.

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    Shinrinder Premium Member 4 months ago

    Three anachronisms: rotary dial phone, a VCR and a video store. Heh, I remember reading this strip when it was first published.

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    STEPUP  4 months ago

    The parents will rue the day they came up with that plan!!!

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    batmanwithprep  4 months ago

    90s, me and my brother were home by ourselves while our parents were out. I was 8, he was 12. Watching tv and saw an ad for Sports Illustrated. The best part was if you call and order a subscription in the next 10 minutes, they’ll throw in this cool looking basketball AND the Swimsuit Issue, at no additional cost! I wanted the basketball, and my brother wanted, well… Anyway his strategy was to keep the free stuff and return the subscription issues back to the post office, that way we wouldn’t have to pay for them. Genius plan.

    We got all the stuff two weeks later. Dad kept the subscription, but mom trashed the Swimsuit Issue and gave the ball to a kid in the neighborhood. To this day I wonder why it was so easy for my brother to order over over the phone like that. Did whoever was taking his info care that they were speaking to a child?

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    VegaAlopex  4 months ago

    Leaving a six-year-old alone for hours?

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    Olddog04  4 months ago

    This is a horrible idea. You don’t leave a 6 year old child alone for 2 hours. Terrible parenting.

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    KellyH  4 months ago

    How old is Calvin supposed to be? I thought it was around 6 to 8.

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  4 months ago

    Anything with “Attack” in the title gets a Hobbes worked up.

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    tremaine53  4 months ago

    So, they’re leaving him at home unsupervised?!? Doesn’t that qualify this strip for classification as Sci-Fi?

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    hariseldon59  4 months ago

    Reminds me of a movie from 1989 called “Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death”, about a tribe of man eating women living in the Amazon. Starred Shannon Tweed and Adrienne Barbeau, and featured Bill Maher as their intended victim. This was back when Bill was just a struggling actor/comedian before going political.

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    Troglodyte  4 months ago

    Have to admire Hobbes’ taste in flicks…classy! :D

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    wongo  4 months ago

    Coed cannibals ! Did someone say coed canibals ?

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    LeanGrassSneakers(LeanGrassSneakers+T.D)  4 months ago

    This arc looks very promising that Calvin won’t do anything bad!

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    tripwire45  4 months ago

    Calvin’s parents must be psychotic or insanely selfish to put a night out over the safety of their son (and the rest of the neighborhood).

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    Prey  4 months ago

    I see a Rosalyn in his (very) near future!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 4 months ago

    You know, after hearing so much about it, I want to see that movie too. Mostly, just to get it out of the way.

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    petermerck  4 months ago

    My girlfriend still has a brand new, unopened vcr. Probably worth $$$$.

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    Red33410  4 months ago

    An anagram of “Attack of the Coed Cannibals” is “’Sonofab*tch! Attacked clean.”

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    DanWolfie  4 months ago

    Ahhh, the days when VCRs were still fairly new and expensive, but you could rent one from a video store! Hopefully Videorama has a delivery guy to bring the VCR and tapes to the house; no way would Calvin try to walk all the way to the store to lug them home!

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    Squoop Premium Member 4 months ago

    Someone needs to call Child Protective Services, stat.

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    tmoody1122  4 months ago

    VCR is in the attic and gaming consoles play DVD and Blu-ray

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    uniquename  4 months ago

    If you’re real lucky, they’ll have “Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death”.

    Yes, that’s a real movie starring Adrienne Barbeau and Bill Maher (yes, that Bill Maher). Someday, I’ll have to watch it.

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    BrendaMinnis  4 months ago

    i have them all….been around a long time

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    Calvins Brother  4 months ago

    Maybe they have “Busty Babes of Broadway.”

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    WCraft Premium Member 4 months ago

    Pretty sure that would be illegal but…_absolutely hilarious!_

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    chris.lemarie  4 months ago

    In 2021, she would be reported to police for child endangerment.

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    Robert Wilson Premium Member 4 months ago

    FWIW, in Fairfax County, VA children over the age of 10 can be left unsupervised for up to three hours during daylight and early evening hours.

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    jvo  4 months ago

    What Calvin may be missing, is that there may not be any RCA plugs at the back of the TV, and if the aerial is connected by 300 Ω pair, then he’s sunk.

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    CoffeeLvr  4 months ago

    Calvin is six. That is too young to be left alone, even in 1991.

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    Stephen Gilberg  4 months ago

    Oops, I didn’t mean to spoil it yesterday.

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    Lightpainter  4 months ago

    So….how is he going to pay for this, much less actually get the movie to his house? I never heard of a movie delivery service.

    They will get in enough trouble realistically, without the bs of theoretically renting an undeliverable movie.

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    rob  4 months ago

    If Calvin hates girls so much then why is he always trying to see movies that feature scantily clad females?

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    hagarthehorrible  4 months ago

    When the cat is away the rats will play.

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    kathi_clayton  4 months ago

    I have mine still and over 200 tapes! I take care of them.

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    KennethPrice2  4 months ago

    All 3, plus a Sony CD jukebox that holds 50+1 CDs.

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    RobertRomero  4 months ago

    So how does Calvin pay for this?

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    christelisbetty  4 months ago

    Those of us who remember when if something broke, you GOT IT REPAIRED!

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    Laurie Stoker Premium Member 4 months ago

    Well … I just hope mom and dad enjoyed their laugh yesterday. It may be a long time before they do that again.

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    alexius23  4 months ago

    The level of technology reveals the time frame

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    The Fly Hunter  4 months ago

    What could go wrong?

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    lindahillardfarrell  4 months ago

    Yes, I still have one. Don’t use it much.

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    Jesquire  4 months ago

    Rent a VCR. Ah, the Reagan years.

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    GreggW Premium Member 4 months ago

    Rent with what? Doubt that his parents left any cash or credit cards lying around.

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