Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 02, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  4 months ago

    They better get back before Dad finds his trench coat missing.

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    codycab  4 months ago

    Oldest trick in the book.

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    dadthedawg  4 months ago

    The vampire sorority babes…..would love them.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 4 months ago

    In 1970 I lied about my age to go see M*A*S*H*

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    LeeCox  4 months ago

    Nice try, Calvin!

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    The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover  4 months ago

    No matter what the age limit is, I don’t see a sign that says “No Stuffed Tigers Allowed.”

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    Johnny Q Premium Member 4 months ago

    I’m in a group that meets every week to write short memoir pieces based on randomly-drawn topics. One week a Korean-born woman was talking about her school days. During study hall, when they were supposed to be studying, all the girls would gather around this one girl who managed to get into X-rated movies, and she’d give complete descriptions of them, including the PLOTS!

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    dave1960  4 months ago

    This is not going to end well…

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    EasternWoods  4 months ago

    I think she knows you

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    Troglodyte  4 months ago

    Hurry up lady, the sorority babes are waiting! :D

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    Frog-on-a-Log Premium Member 4 months ago

    Nice try, Hobbes.

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    jagedlo  4 months ago

    So if nothing else, points for originality, ticket lady?

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  4 months ago

    They’ll never get in, Hobbes doesn’t look a day over seven.

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    Redd Panda  4 months ago

    While there doesn’t seem to be a movie with that exact title, there are lots of titles with that theme. I’m heading out to Blockbuster and try my luck at finding a few of those.

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    Gen.Flashman  4 months ago

    Same disguise (minus a broom hand) three boys used to fool Princess Caroline(a pink cat) in BoJack Horseman. Does the theater have a $.25 matinee (Calvin’s allowance)?

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    Who, me?  4 months ago

    If Hobbes had the body of a real tiger, Calvin could have stood on him and presented his own face. Perhaps that would have worked a bit better.

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    Brian Kehlmeier Premium Member 4 months ago

    Myself and two friends, while in 5th grade, snuck into Fatal Attraction… yeah, um relationships weren’t too high on the priority scale for a bit.

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    gawaintheknight  4 months ago

    I heard it sucked.

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    admiree2  4 months ago

    Considering what kids of any age can see online in today’s world, the concept seems so archaic and out of touch. I don’t see how the younger generation(s) can mature with a realistic perspective about the physical part of a relationship; especially if they are from a family that “doesn’t talk about such things because you will eventually figure it out”.

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    Michael G.  4 months ago

    I preferred “The Karnstein Trilogy” by Hammer Films.

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    petermerck  4 months ago

    That’s how the sheep on Mossy Bottom farm get pizza.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Tigers are great sneakers, but lousy liars. …sigh

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    Say What?  4 months ago

    Points for effort, though. Hobbes has more facial hair than Calvin does.

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    flagmichael  4 months ago

    Our daughter has a baby face. When she was going to NAU she was carded for a PG-13 movie, and she didn’t like it one bit.

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    Calvins Brother  4 months ago

    Back in H.S (1970s) there was one porn paperback that was passed around between the boys. It was pretty worn out.

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    Tallguy  4 months ago

    Heh. I remembered the title. I forgot it came from C&H.

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    KEA  4 months ago

    I grew up in a small town where the theater staff new every kid in town, so there was hardly any sneaking in

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    SteveSmith4  4 months ago

    “Two please . . . I mean, one” always makes me laugh.

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    smsrt  4 months ago

    Ah, the original sority babe herself…

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    WCraft Premium Member 4 months ago

    Is this Episode IV or V?

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    MCProfessor  4 months ago

    I think I saw that movie. It was overrated.

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    ThatMapleGuy  4 months ago

    Calvin you dirty dog!

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    Smug King (Bonky Apprentice)  4 months ago

    I knew Calvin was imprudent but seriously!

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    KevDoneIt  4 months ago

    When buying tickets to a Star Wars movie. Our third son was 11. When asked how many, our second son who was 13 replied, “Four adults and a dolt.”

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    hagarthehorrible  4 months ago

    The feline face does not cut ice with the old lady. Sorority might end up as sorry.

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    DanWolfie  4 months ago

    “Hello! I’m Shaquille O’​Neal. Let us in, please!”

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    Brian  Premium Member 4 months ago

    It’s an old joke, but the drawing in the final panel made me laugh.

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    spaced man spliff Premium Member 4 months ago

    Was the sorority Lambda Sigma Delta?

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    Lightpainter  4 months ago

    Seriously, Calvin, WHY would you of all people want to see that? You know there will be lots of…..smooches, right?

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    Cathy P.  4 months ago

    I was 13-15, my mom wouldn’t let me see Dr. No, Goldfinger. I never saw any of Sean Connery’s 007 until they came out VHS.

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    PaulInMiami  4 months ago

    Hey, Calvin, the tiger goes on the bottom!

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    pamela welch Premium Member 4 months ago

    This is so funny; the look on the cashier’s face … LMAO

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    GreggW Premium Member 4 months ago

    When a delusion goes too far.

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