February 07, 2019
January 17, 2018
They better get back before Dad finds his trench coat missing.
Oldest trick in the book.
The vampire sorority babes…..would love them.
In 1970 I lied about my age to go see M*A*S*H*
Nice try, Calvin!
No matter what the age limit is, I don’t see a sign that says “No Stuffed Tigers Allowed.”
I’m in a group that meets every week to write short memoir pieces based on randomly-drawn topics. One week a Korean-born woman was talking about her school days. During study hall, when they were supposed to be studying, all the girls would gather around this one girl who managed to get into X-rated movies, and she’d give complete descriptions of them, including the PLOTS!
This is not going to end well…
I think she knows you
Hurry up lady, the sorority babes are waiting! :D
Nice try, Hobbes.
So if nothing else, points for originality, ticket lady?
They’ll never get in, Hobbes doesn’t look a day over seven.
While there doesn’t seem to be a movie with that exact title, there are lots of titles with that theme. I’m heading out to Blockbuster and try my luck at finding a few of those.
Same disguise (minus a broom hand) three boys used to fool Princess Caroline(a pink cat) in BoJack Horseman. Does the theater have a $.25 matinee (Calvin’s allowance)?
If Hobbes had the body of a real tiger, Calvin could have stood on him and presented his own face. Perhaps that would have worked a bit better.
Myself and two friends, while in 5th grade, snuck into Fatal Attraction… yeah, um relationships weren’t too high on the priority scale for a bit.
I heard it sucked.
Considering what kids of any age can see online in today’s world, the concept seems so archaic and out of touch. I don’t see how the younger generation(s) can mature with a realistic perspective about the physical part of a relationship; especially if they are from a family that “doesn’t talk about such things because you will eventually figure it out”.
I preferred “The Karnstein Trilogy” by Hammer Films.
That’s how the sheep on Mossy Bottom farm get pizza.
Tigers are great sneakers, but lousy liars. …sigh
Points for effort, though. Hobbes has more facial hair than Calvin does.
Our daughter has a baby face. When she was going to NAU she was carded for a PG-13 movie, and she didn’t like it one bit.
Back in H.S (1970s) there was one porn paperback that was passed around between the boys. It was pretty worn out.
Heh. I remembered the title. I forgot it came from C&H.
I grew up in a small town where the theater staff new every kid in town, so there was hardly any sneaking in
“Two please . . . I mean, one” always makes me laugh.
Ah, the original sority babe herself…
Is this Episode IV or V?
I think I saw that movie. It was overrated.
Calvin you dirty dog!
I knew Calvin was imprudent but seriously!
When buying tickets to a Star Wars movie. Our third son was 11. When asked how many, our second son who was 13 replied, “Four adults and a dolt.”
The feline face does not cut ice with the old lady. Sorority might end up as sorry.
“Hello! I’m Shaquille O’Neal. Let us in, please!”
It’s an old joke, but the drawing in the final panel made me laugh.
Was the sorority Lambda Sigma Delta?
Seriously, Calvin, WHY would you of all people want to see that? You know there will be lots of…..smooches, right?
I was 13-15, my mom wouldn’t let me see Dr. No, Goldfinger. I never saw any of Sean Connery’s 007 until they came out VHS.
Hey, Calvin, the tiger goes on the bottom!
This is so funny; the look on the cashier’s face … LMAO
When a delusion goes too far.