Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 08, 2021

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    BE THIS GUY  over 1 year ago

    How does a 6 year old already know so much about the birds and the bees?

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    Храм С.О.Д. (Templo S.U.D. ucraniano)  over 1 year ago

    oh, these late-night ponderings

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    EasternWoods  over 1 year ago

    Beer, lots of beer.

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    ImDaRealAni  over 1 year ago

    Better get it over with fast, Hobbes.

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member over 1 year ago

    In panel #3 Mom seems a little bit alterated.

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    codycab  over 1 year ago

    And Calvin wonders why he has a hard time waking up in the morning.

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    sirbadger  over 1 year ago

    When I was a kid, I asked my mom about the elderly. Are they attracted to each other?

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    bluram  over 1 year ago
    Does anyone ever wonder why Hobbes, a stuffed animal seem to be the wisest one in that house?
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    Lego Thwimp  over 1 year ago

    Octopuses aren’t ugly! They’re beautiful!

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    Bilan  over 1 year ago

    No sane man would wake up his wife at 3am to have sex.

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    Robin Harwood  over 1 year ago

    Hobbes is right.

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    Qiset  over 1 year ago

    A woman with her hair all messed up is sexy.

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    Charliegirl Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Who knew Calvin has DEEP THOUGHTS?

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    weeb  over 1 year ago

    they are lots of things Calvin just ‘NEEDS’ to know

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    jagedlo  over 1 year ago

    Wait a few years and you’ll have the answer to your question in the final panel, Calvin!

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    rentier  over 1 year ago

    Closing the eyes let them dream!!

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    Troglodyte  over 1 year ago

    It’s pretty evident why your parents stopped reproducing though, Calvin! :D

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    Redd Panda  over 1 year ago

    How do Porcupines mates? Very carefully. {:-)

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Funny. I wake up at around 3 AM and wonder the same things. I mean really, I was attracted to my ex wife. …well you know. Before the whole “ex” creation process.

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    William Bednar Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Well, Calvin, it starts with “turning out the lights”. Then, anything becomes possible. Even reproduction.

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    morningglory61 Premium Member over 1 year ago

    One gets more mmmmmm out of a kiss with the eyes closed. Try kissing with your eyes open, it’s just not the same.

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    jessegooddoggy  over 1 year ago

    Octopus are beautiful, and a lot smarter than a good portion of the human race.

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    carlzr  over 1 year ago

    Isn’t that more of a Dad question?

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    MitchellTimin  over 1 year ago

    I would have answered his question. It was a good question; Calvin has some brains.

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    proclusstudent  over 1 year ago

    Friends behold the platypusWe laugh at how he looks to us.But then in moments dard and grim,I wonder how we smell to him.Peace, peace thou graceful platypus.We really look alright to us,As you no doubt delight the nosen,Of appropriately gendered playtypusen.

    After Ogden Nash

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    BiggerNate91  over 1 year ago

    This strip marks the entry into the collection known as “The Days Are Just Packed.”

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    DanWolfie  over 1 year ago

    And now the whole neighborhood is awake, thanks to The Mom!

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    marilynnbyerly  over 1 year ago

    I’d think of Calvin and lose all interest in reproducing myself.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago

    After birthing him, I doubt she will ever be keen to “reproduce.”

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    txmystic  over 1 year ago

    Classic…kinda reminds me of Michael Binkley’s tendency to rouse his father from sleep with the latest celebrity gossip in the original Bloom County

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    yangeldf  over 1 year ago

    eye of the beholder Calvin

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    DCBakerEsq  over 1 year ago

    I like to leave the lights on.

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    Cuckooman Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Thank you Calvin, for asking a question I always wondered about without realizing it. BTW is " realizing" supposed to be spelled with an s? That’s what my tablet is telling me….

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    spaced man spliff Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Whatever happened to Calvin the Bold? (He aged and became Calvin the Bald.)

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    davetb1956  over 1 year ago

    I’d be afraid to wake my Mom up at 3 AM if she could open her mouth that wide!

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    MartinPerry1  over 1 year ago

    I’ve tried, but I really can’t respond to Calvin’s question without sounding dirty.

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    rentier  over 1 year ago

    You don’t look better at 3 AM!!

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 1 year ago

    At least he doesn’t do this as frequently as Ruthie in “One Big Happy.”

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    Publius10608218  over 1 year ago

    Yes they are though not always with the same levels of passion. In my college zoology textbook there was a picture comparing octopus vs cuttlefish mating. The male octopus wasn’t even making eye contact as he used his special sex arm to complete the action with the female. Meanwhile you could hardly tell one cuttlefish from the other.

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    StevePappas  over 1 year ago

    Smooch. Hilarious.

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    vacman  over 1 year ago

    They close their eyes because that close it looks like smoochee has only one eye, and it would spoil the mood if one of you started laughing at kissing a cyclops.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  over 1 year ago

    Mom is thinking what Calvin is on her way back to bed.

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    Ukko wilko  over 1 year ago

    Calvin, with any foresight, your parents would have chosen abstinence.

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    CalvinAndHobbes658  over 1 year ago

    Calvin picking what time he should ask his mom a question between 1am-6am

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