Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 01, 2020


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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member 4 months ago

    I think your Mom will sign the consent form to allow you to join.

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    codycab  4 months ago

    Wrong number, Calvin. Try a mental hospital.

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    eolan59  4 months ago

    It explains some of sailors who served with me

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    Renatus Profuturus Frigeridus Premium Member 4 months ago

    The bicycle and the spinach teamed up against Calvin .

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    Bilan  4 months ago

    Spinach Casserole – the number one cause of underage enlistment in the Navy.

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    SHIVA  4 months ago

    Throwing food & drink on himself tells you he needs heavy meds, therapy, and an extended stay at the nearest asylum!!

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    cracker65  4 months ago

    Well mom, you wanted a child. Deal with it.

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    rshive  4 months ago

    The green stuff wins again.

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    Dobie Takahama  4 months ago

    I loved her expression there when I was 5 years old… and I still love it!

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    Jabroniville Premium Member 4 months ago

    The furious expression on his mom’s face in that panel is one of the funniest depictions of rage I’ve ever seen, and has stuck with me ever since I was a child.

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    dave1960  4 months ago

    Loving Mum’s expression….

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    Kaputnik  4 months ago

    I’m not saying that my Mom was a bad cook, but…

    When I was in Navy boot camp, the other recruits complained about the food, and how much worse it was than what their mothers made. I actually thought the Navy food was pretty good by comparison.

    Still miss my Mom though.

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    jpayne4040  4 months ago

    It’s Mom’s fault. She should stop serving that nasty stuff. At least that’s Calvin’s take on it.

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  4 months ago

    Calvin put up a good fight though.

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    jagedlo  4 months ago

    Do you know how they tell you that some food is “good for you”? Not in Calvin’s case!

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    dcdete.  4 months ago

    Attack of the Green Blob Monster That Came To Dinner. I wonder if he should call a Hollywood movie producer if they are interested in buying the rights to the film.

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    dflak  4 months ago

    Try the French Foreign Legion, Calvin.

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    Jimmyk939  4 months ago

    Send him to a clinic that studies such an oddity. They’d get 70 or 80 years of invaluable research, his parents would have a tidy stipend for providing the subject and maybe many children would be saved a whole hockey sock full of anxiety and sorrow!!

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    dave1960  4 months ago

    “Ah big boy did it and ran away!” ~ Billy Connelly….

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    Huckleberry Hiroshima Premium Member 4 months ago

    Not the Navy; the French Foreign Legion, so you can, as Ollie said gazing into the distance, FORGET.

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    Andrew Sleeth Premium Member 4 months ago

    Question is, Is he calling for himself … or for her?

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 4 months ago

    Usually, that appeal comes while standing in front of a Judge.

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    johndifool  4 months ago

    Die vile glop! Die die!

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    jel354  4 months ago

    Mom should have made the toxic mix that makes Calvin into a super strong mutant.

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    ncorgbl  4 months ago

    I doubt you’ll much care for Navy chow.

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    BiggerNate91  4 months ago

    The angriest expression Mom’s ever had.

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    carlzr  4 months ago

    Cue the Village People singing “Join the Navy”.

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    Otis Rufus Driftwood  4 months ago

    Calvin needs a better way to criticize his mother’s cooking skills. Or lack thereof.

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    DanWolfie  4 months ago

    Heh, “What goes down must come up.” I remember Huckle Cat saying that in the 1994 “How Things Work in Busytown” CD-ROM game when he would end up going down a trapdoor in a factory and then back up another trapdoor.

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    raybarb44  4 months ago

    The Navy would never want him. Maybe the Salvation Army….

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    drds2  4 months ago

    Apparently a child has to eat something eleven times before it becomes ‘normal’ to them. But I’m not sure any of this actually went into Calvin’s mouth!

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    Ermine Notyours  4 months ago

    I wasn’t playing with my food, I was fighting it.

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    oldsmkysyvr  4 months ago

    I hear the food in the Navy is far superior to home cooking, after all everyone knows that the Navy gets the gravy and the Army gets the beans.

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    Scoutmaster77  4 months ago

    He won’t last a week.

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    DCBakerEsq  4 months ago

    Calvin would make a great fire control officer on a boomer.

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    WCraft Premium Member 4 months ago

    I once had an epic fight with a plate of okra that was served to me.

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    William Taylor Premium Member 4 months ago

    So……… blorp >>>>>>> ptooey………….. now that we have THAT straight…………

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    DebraHurd  4 months ago

    I don’t blame you, Calvin, I wouldn’t eat it either! Yech!

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    Thinkingblade  4 months ago

    Considering how much time Calvin likes spending outdoors wandering with Hobbes, my guess is the Army might be a better fit. Can you imagine him stuck on a boat for months at a time?

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    Red33410  4 months ago

    Spaceman Spiff’s alter ego wants to join the Navy? puzzled expression My tiny brain would have figured him to join the Air Force.

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    vjorgensen54  4 months ago

    Smack the crap out of him. That’s what he really needs.

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    Ariesr  4 months ago

    Threaten to take Hobbes away. That would be a much more effective behavior modification tool than using corporal punishment.

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    bbenoit  4 months ago

    Where’d the toast come from?

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