Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 27, 2020


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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member 2 months ago

    Ducks have enough sense to fly away when they hear shots.

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    The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover  2 months ago

    Fine time for this strip to come up, as the NFL had about 60 injuries last week :(

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    codycab  2 months ago

    Not too crazy about this sport. I keep reading about players needing surgery and stuff.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  2 months ago

    I’ve never played football nor hunted ducks*.

    *Not even deer or elk or whatever else that requires a hunting rifle.

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    GreasyOldTam  2 months ago

    “four downs to get back on the field”. or, you could just switch to Calvinball.

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member 2 months ago

    Getting plowed by the defense is pretty offensive.

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    jagedlo  2 months ago

    If only the real Bengals played like Hobbes!

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    M2MM  2 months ago

    Good punchline/philosophy Calvin. :D

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    su43dipta  2 months ago

    Ducks don’t think…

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    in.amongst  2 months ago

    Sigh! Just love me some Calvin(philo)sophy.

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    orinoco womble  2 months ago

    I remember seeing football on the tube as a small child. It seemed to be toss the ball, everybody runs and then jumps in a dog-pile. The whistle blows, everyone gets up. Repeat.

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    dcdete.  2 months ago

    Even though this takes place in 1990 this shows how much more violent society has become. When I was in school in the 60s we weren’t allowed to play tackle or contact football until high school. We as 8-year-olds could play tag football, where we stuck little cloth tags or flags as they were called into our waist pants, hanging out about a foot, and the opposing team could grab it and thus achieve a ‘tackle’. Saved the little kids from getting injured like broken bones. Come to think of it no kid ever took a gun to school and started shooting either. Gentler times.

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    dflak  2 months ago

    I never played organized football, but I think I can sympathize with a receiver who just caught a punt.

    I was leaving a casino in Atlantic City when a busload of senior citizens (all women seemingly) pulled up and discharged its passengers – I was between a bunch of grandmas and their favorite slot machines. All I saw was a gray-haired mass of humanity coming my way. I was surprised how fast someone with a walker can move.

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    admiree2  2 months ago

    Football is kids’ stuff. Now Rollerball, with all games using the rules of the championship game, … now that’s a real man’s game.

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    uniquename  2 months ago

    Whatever happened to forward progress?

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    awcoffman  2 months ago

    Ducks might think hunting was a sport if they could shoot back. Deer might agree.

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    joegeethree  2 months ago

    The “sport” in duck hunting is shooting them only in flight. Of course hiding in a blind, using a duck call, and using powerful shotguns with a wide pattern shots sort of diminishes the sporting aspect a bit, IMO.

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    rob mccallum Premium Member 2 months ago

    I never got into the game of football. To me it always seemed to be a misers game. The one team gives the ref a quarter to toss and then both teams spend the entire game trying to get the quarter back. that’s not even 3 cents per player.

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    sonnygreen  2 months ago

    Bill Watterson’s artwork is my main reason for reading C & H daily. Also, great imagination.

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    dave1960  2 months ago

    Much prefer the Hobbes ‘Grreating’ though , much funnier!

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    Appa!!✔️   2 months ago

    why do they always land in mud?

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    Mediatech  2 months ago

    I lost all interest in football on my first day of high school gym class. I caught a pass, and was promptly tackled by about half a ton of dumb jocks.

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    mountainclimber  2 months ago

    I support the right to arm bears.

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    Troglodyte  2 months ago

    That really quacks us up, Calvin!

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    AbnerYokum  2 months ago

    Why does Calvin let Hobbes — a figment of his imagination, after all — beat him?

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  2 months ago

    The grin on Hobbes should be enough of a warning to Calvin to run the other way.

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    donwestonmysteries  2 months ago

    This is the same kid who gets tackled at the front door after school right? So what was he thinking here? Even Charlie Brown would know better.

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    {* Cj.lø *}  about 2 months ago

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    Clavin – How much players to we need again?

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