Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 03, 2020

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    BE THIS GUY  over 1 year ago

    That’s what you get for letting your guard down.

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    The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover  over 1 year ago

    Knowing Calvin’s luck, the pizza will also attack him.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  over 1 year ago

    if a pizza, Calvin, it’s going to have the toppings which you loathe

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    codycab  over 1 year ago

    Calvin’s parents should do that…but not let Calvin have any. What? Calvin didn’t say anything about him getting a slice.

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    Kaputnik  over 1 year ago

    Where can I find that recipe? I have guests coming over.

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    SHIVA  over 1 year ago

    His delusions are getting stronger and more real. Time to up his anti-psychotic meds!!

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    Bilan  over 1 year ago

    Any Toad Stroganoff that’s worth eating is worth fighting.

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Mmmmmmm. Toad stroganoff. Mmmmmm.

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    GROG Premium Member over 1 year ago

    You can’t be be serious! Toad stroganoff sounds much more appetizing!

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    rshive  over 1 year ago

    A slight variation of that happens often to me. One just has to live with picky eaters. My parents learned to. And for many years now, so has my wife.

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    dave1960  over 1 year ago

    Hey I just read and commented on Garfied before reading this, great minds……..

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    M2MM  over 1 year ago

    I love that everything he hates is shown as a green glop. :P

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    Baba27  over 1 year ago

    That toad’s sure has beef with Calvin.

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    Lecherous  over 1 year ago

    Watterson did not know it at the time, but this was the inspiration to the Pie Face Game.

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    Jeff0811  over 1 year ago

    Looks like Calvin’s food isn’t agreeing with him.

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    djtenltd  over 1 year ago

    I love it when Calvin has fights with his spinach!

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    chick485  over 1 year ago

    Here is the south Appalachian Mountains, we enjoy some unusual foods. Never had toad stroganoff though. Here is one we do enjoy:

    Real Southern Fried Brain(Chick Tales – The truth, the half-truth, and nothing like the truth)NOTE: This document may not be suitable for young ears, or the faint of heart.I was discussing with my friend the other day about our Southern delicacies. We talked about Real Southern Sweet Tea, fried chicken, eating at Southern buffets, and other mouthwatering things. As y’all know, I have researched the origins of these things, and written about them just for your gastrocomical pleasure. My friend reminded me of one that has become more popular in these here latter days. It’s called Southern Fried Brain, also more commonly called “brain-mash”. Now, I know you’ll want to know more about this delectable treat, and how a Real Southern Man prepares it.Some of y’all have probably never heard of it, but it is really an old Southern delicacy, closely related to Roadkill Casserole. …………….

    (There is more to this than will fit here, but you get the idea.)

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    johndifool  over 1 year ago

    Toad the Wet Sprocket Stroganoff, more like…

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    johndifool  over 1 year ago

    Looks like the vile glop knows something Calvin doesn’t realize…

    It is not right-handed.

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    uniquename  over 1 year ago

    Next time, don’t give him a spoon and the toad stroganoff won’t have a weapon.

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    Gale Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Calvin’s mom shouldn’t cook the sentient veggies!

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    Purple People Eater  over 1 year ago

    I tried calling for a pizza, but it must not have heard me, since it never came.

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    jpayne4040  over 1 year ago

    LOL! Just when Calvin thought he had finally defeated the green glob monster!

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    Vangoghdog01  over 1 year ago

    For years my kids refused to eat “green junk.”

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    frequency270  over 1 year ago

    He got in a food fight with himself, and, as would be inevitable, lost.

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    MichaelHelwig  over 1 year ago

    Nice hair Calvin.

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    jrankin1959  over 1 year ago

    Toad Stroganoff, eh? So you eat the noodles and leave the toad meat – what’s the big deal?

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    kathleenhicks62  over 1 year ago

    Calvin needs an outlet for his creativity.

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  over 1 year ago

    I fought the glawp and the glawp won.

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    BiathlonNut  over 1 year ago

    I thought Calvin would just LOVE something like toad stroganoff or brain mash.

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    Tentoes  over 1 year ago

    I think Mom used to make that stuff!

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    marilynnbyerly  over 1 year ago

    My kid brother’s favorite lunch was a from-a-box beef Stroganoff. On his birthday, he asked for green beef Stroganoff. As a loving older sister, I complied by dumping half a bottle of green food coloring in to the final product. He was thrilled.

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    konjiki  over 1 year ago

    Check out that 80’s checkerboard blouse…I miss those bold patterns…

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    donwestonmysteries  over 1 year ago

    Some people read the comics, some read the comments.

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    jmcenanly  over 1 year ago

    Food fight solitaire.

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    gantech  over 1 year ago

    Mom’s facial expressions are the best. That last panel kills it.

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    RobertRomero  over 1 year ago

    It doesn’t work, Calvin. Mom DOES blame you.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 1 year ago

    When I was in grade school they served coleslaw in the cafeteria that could do that.

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    fix-n-fly  over 1 year ago

    I like it! Food – 1, Calvin – Hysterical!

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    GreggW Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Must be tough having a neurotic kid.

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    samantha.meyer  over 1 year ago

    That’s totally what I did when I was younger

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    V45mikky Premium Member over 1 year ago

    A real food fight, it fights back.

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    Asadeerf  over 1 year ago

    It’s not a food fight, it’s more of a lightsaber battle.

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