Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 02, 2019


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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Mom and Dad should take the money they spend for babysitting out of Calvin’s college account.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  about 1 year ago

    with what are you going to break a window, Roz? your pay is going to cost the homeowners’ insurance

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    JudyHendrickson  about 1 year ago

    be a coold day in hell before Ibabysat for this brat!!!

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Yeah, it would be nice to have a regular date night. But you couldn’t afford the babysitting.

    Roz, you know the saying about sugar and vinegar? You brought this on yourself.

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    erik.vanthienen  about 1 year ago

    Break now, explain later …

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    MY DOG IS MY CO PILOT  about 1 year ago

    A friend of mine did one one better. When her kids misbehaved for the babysitter she paid the babysitter 50% extra. The extra money from of the kids’ allowence. She promised that if they were naughty again then they would have to forfeit their allowence again. They were always good after that.

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    WLG12037 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    “Alone together.” What an oxymoronic, and moronic, phrase.

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    posse1 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Charlie to Chas to Chuck. Calvin I love you.

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    llong65 Premium Member about 1 year ago

    do it more often, i doubt you’ll be able to find anyone to baby sit after this.

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    cubswin2016  about 1 year ago

    I can’t wait to see Calvin get it.

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    Prey  about 1 year ago

    or they could paddle his sorry little butt.

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    flemmingo  about 1 year ago

    Maybe Chuck should listen to Calvin?

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    Gent  about 1 year ago

    Ha ha ha! Serves her right, Calvin.

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    tripwire45  about 1 year ago

    Mom and Dad better not do anything “romantic.”

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    Watcher  about 1 year ago

    Rosalind will never, ever have kids of her own after this night.

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    rshive  about 1 year ago

    Stick around Calvin long enough and you’d start acting like a psycho too.

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    Bookworm  about 1 year ago

    I wonder if I should point out to Mom and Dad that a number of years ago they had an evening much like this one – and nine months later, they had Calvin. No, I’d better not. That would be cruel. 8>}

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    WCraft Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Hold the phone up to the window, Calvin, so Chuck can hear her…

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    WCraft Premium Member about 1 year ago

    How is it that yesterday Calvin was answering the phone from the second floor and yelling down at her and yet today she is right outside his window which is a dormer on the roof?

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    DCBakerEsq  about 1 year ago

    I never got used to the frantic call from the babysitter on Date Night.

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    Godfreydaniel  about 1 year ago

    I have to admit that I had a cartoon crush on Roz……luckily nobody read that, right?

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    Old27F20  about 1 year ago

    Sooo, does the “drop the kid off at the fire station, no questions asked” rule apply in this case?

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    jvn  about 1 year ago

    They look so happy and content in the first panel. It’s almost like they’re in complete denial about how this evening will end.

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    JoeMartinFan Premium Member about 1 year ago

    Just wondering about the perspective…if Calvin is still upstairs, did Roz climb up onto the roof, or suddenly grow very tall? If Calvin moved downstairs, is Roz down on her knees or bent over yelling at him?

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    Concretionist  about 1 year ago

    Growing up is supposed to involve turning total egoist monsters into civil citizens. Calvin’s both clever and somewhat behind the “become civilized” curve: A dangerous combination.

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    MichaelMcGinnis1  about 1 year ago

    Save the babysitting money for duct tape, the parent’s friend.

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    sapepgoldman  about 1 year ago

    For a kid who complains how unfair the world is when Moe seizes his truck, he doesn’t seem all too concerned with his own abusive behavior

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