There was a kid like this in my neighborhood and everyone hated him but I saw his home life because I lived across the street from him. His mom was usually passed out drunk and his dad was a mean drunk who beat him; his older brother would beat him and his older sister always had a different sleazy guy with her. Unfortunately, a lot of kids are products of their environment.
Always convinced myself that I wasn’t going to sink to their level. Not that i din’t know how to fight, or was afraid to. Only time I fought back did not end well. It wasn’t until until I snapped one night, after being tapped by one of them while driving, that it ended. I ran him off the road. I had, the prior week, had already had encounters with two others of his ‘crew’. I saw him two days later. Told him I was glad he was OK. Then told him, that we were no longer on the playground. That I no longer had to answer to my parents or teachers. and that if he , or his friends, EVER bothered me or mine again, I would kill him. I was never bothered again.
I beat up guys like Moe when I was Calvin’s age. They’d pick on someone and I’d take them on. Being a cute little girl made the authorities disbelieve the “Moes” and then they would be the strap on top of it. Meanwhile, my mom would get after me for coming home with torn clothes. We superheroes can have it tough, sometimes. :P
BE THIS GUY over 4 years ago
Tough being a target.
(Spoiler: there is nothing funny about this arc.)
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover over 4 years ago
I don’t think Calvin is happier at all.
Sugar Bombs 95 over 4 years ago
Definitely one of the saddest and most brutally honest storylines of C&H, next to the baseball one.
Templo S.U.D. over 4 years ago
Moe sure is a jerk.
codycab over 4 years ago
Does Moe learn ANYTHING?
bluram over 4 years ago
Where is Hobbes when you need him most?
SHIVA over 4 years ago
All about the reality of school bullying. Got to show it to get people to talk about it, and hopefully motivate them to eliminate it from schools.
GROG Premium Member over 4 years ago
Twinkies don’t have backbones.
JudyHendrickson over 4 years ago
well ,well looks like calvin met his match!!
Barry1941 over 4 years ago
I suffered through a creep like Moe in grade school.
jpayne4040 over 4 years ago
Kids need to have the confidence to tell people when this happens—-and the people they tell need to be empowered to actually do something to stop it!
cubswin2016 over 4 years ago
I would love to see a Calvin/Fort Knox crossover where Betty Wu does the same thing to Mo that she did to Kurt.
Probably_At_Work over 4 years ago
I love the subtle use of lower case text in Moe’s lines. It really gives him a less intelligent feel.
Jeff0811 over 4 years ago
I believe this story arc is the first time I heard the term, “Mandibles of death”. Go get ’em Hobbes.
Troglodyte over 4 years ago
Lovely how Moe’s “gentle persuasion” works on Cal! :D
Irish53 over 4 years ago
There was a kid like this in my neighborhood and everyone hated him but I saw his home life because I lived across the street from him. His mom was usually passed out drunk and his dad was a mean drunk who beat him; his older brother would beat him and his older sister always had a different sleazy guy with her. Unfortunately, a lot of kids are products of their environment.
BiggerNate91 over 4 years ago
The first story arc I ever read. (My first C&H book was “Scientific Progress Goes ‘Boink’”)
swanridge over 4 years ago
Very much the same in my first 8 years of school, and that was 50 years ago
Margo Premium Member over 4 years ago
Poor Calvin. Too bad Hobbes wasn’t there.
Scoutmaster77 over 4 years ago
A funny gag, but in the real world Moe would make a visit to the principle.
Nick Danger over 4 years ago
“Socialization” – it’s a magical thing
DCBakerEsq over 4 years ago
CEO in training.
Martin 78 over 4 years ago
Always convinced myself that I wasn’t going to sink to their level. Not that i din’t know how to fight, or was afraid to. Only time I fought back did not end well. It wasn’t until until I snapped one night, after being tapped by one of them while driving, that it ended. I ran him off the road. I had, the prior week, had already had encounters with two others of his ‘crew’. I saw him two days later. Told him I was glad he was OK. Then told him, that we were no longer on the playground. That I no longer had to answer to my parents or teachers. and that if he , or his friends, EVER bothered me or mine again, I would kill him. I was never bothered again.
gramps_w over 4 years ago
Is “Moe” one of tRump’s online aliases?
splumb over 4 years ago
Step 1: Act like you’re going to hand over the truckStep 2: Brain Moe with the truckFighting back is the only way to stop a bully.
HippyDippyWeatherman over 4 years ago
This reminds me of someone….
fix-n-fly over 4 years ago
Calvin – you need some self-defense help against that bully. Go watch Ralphie in the Christmas Story!
InuYugiHakusho over 4 years ago
This arc is definitely some of Bill’s boldest storytelling.
Guilty Bystander over 4 years ago
No doubt Moe grows up to work for the IRS.
Concretionist over 4 years ago
My experience w/ bullies was that they are far less verbal than in this example.
lindz.coop Premium Member over 4 years ago
Fits right in with where our country is today.
M2MM over 4 years ago
I beat up guys like Moe when I was Calvin’s age. They’d pick on someone and I’d take them on. Being a cute little girl made the authorities disbelieve the “Moes” and then they would be the strap on top of it. Meanwhile, my mom would get after me for coming home with torn clothes. We superheroes can have it tough, sometimes. :P