Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 12, 2019


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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member 4 months ago

    I’m just happy that Calvin included the nutrition part.

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    Sugar Bombs 95  4 months ago

    Isn’t that considered…how do I say this?…a dirty way to eat ice cream, if you know what I mean?

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    SunflowerGirl100  4 months ago

    Hey everyone, Brevity just made a truly terrible Calvin and Hobbes pun.

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    Bilan  4 months ago

    During Hawaii summers, the fun is in trying to finish it before it melts.

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    LeftCoastKen Premium Member 4 months ago

    Hobbes and his “Mandibles of Death” … ?

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  4 months ago

    Did Watterson ever do that ice-cream-cone-eating technique when he was a kid?

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member 4 months ago

    As a tiger, Hobbes approves of this philosophy.

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    DennisinSeattle Premium Member 4 months ago

    Nutrition and entertainment – like a hot dog eating contest? Or maybe just pistachios.

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    Algolei I  4 months ago

    I know you can surprise a tuna fish sandwich, but I’ve never seen one run. Too much mayonnaise, perhaps?

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    jackh  4 months ago

    I have never seen or heard of a running tuna sammich

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    A Hip loving Canadian...  4 months ago

    But Hobbes, surprised and running is entertaining.

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    Troglodyte  4 months ago

    Exactly what and how much nutrition there is in ice cream is a different thing, though.

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    JoanHelen  4 months ago

    Many years ago I took a group of five and four-year-olds on a Christmas outing to see the festive windows and the festive lights. Johannesburg use to have a fabulous display in December for the small children. I treated them all to an ice-cream cone. One by one they all bit off the ends of the cone. Here in South Africa, December is mid-summer and it was a scorching hot day. :) There was no way I could do a rescue operation on six or seven ice-cream cones simultaneously. I had a few tissues and whizzed around mopping up the sticky liquid but it was a losing battle. :) The little boys thought it was a huge joke and the little girls kept offering wise advice. :) Afterwards I took them to the nearest rest-room, endeavouring to keep their sticky hands off the lift buttons, etc.

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    DanFlak  4 months ago

    Good food is sloppy food. If you don’t go through at least a half dozen napkins, it ain’t good. Ribs especially – we break out the wash cloths for those.

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    MichaelHelwig  4 months ago

    Hey Hobbes, let’s see if Calvin looks surprised and starts running.

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    gantech  4 months ago

    Enjoying fine food is an event to be experienced on many levels.

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    SweetSinger  4 months ago

    Amen, brother!

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    ckeagy  4 months ago

    Antelopes are considered “fast food” in Africa.

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    Mediatech  4 months ago

    If you’re not enjoying your food, you’re doing something wrong.

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    zeexenon  4 months ago

    George Carlin had a name for the sound - “pu__y fart.”

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    DCBakerEsq  4 months ago

    I prefer my sexual encounters just like Hobbes.Surprised and running.

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    JoeMartinFan Premium Member 4 months ago

    So for Hobbes, it’s win-win-win…nutrition, entertainment, and exercise!

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    Back to Big Mike  4 months ago

    I think a tuna fish would be very surprised to see Hobbes chasing after them.

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    rshive  4 months ago

    And also why tigers don’t eat ice cream cones.

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    Concretionist  4 months ago

    Do you remember when getting sticky all over yourself and your clothes was fun? Being grown up sure does have some disadvantages!

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    Srover  4 months ago

    Fear spoils the meat

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku Premium Member 4 months ago

    Hobbes ROCKS!

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    hagarthehorrible  4 months ago

    What’s the fun when the eating is mere etiquette?

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