February 07, 2019
January 17, 2018
I hope Calvin’s parents don’t have any guns in the house or keep them securely locked.
The mind of a school shooter.
Calvin: the last boy on earth. As if he’ll ever be a man.
Spoiler alert, Calvin — it only gets worse from here on out!
Lad needs to see a child psychiatrist if he’s going from suicidal to homicidal.
Look at the bright side—he wants to kill Vladimir Putin too!
But then what if you broke your glasses and couldn’t read?
I think Calvin just needs the next size up in underpants.
But then who would make you lunch?
And when you grow up, you can holler real loud, I’m King of the World, as James Cameron would say.
If this strip doesn’t capture modern sentiment, nothing will.
Jeez, panel #2! I’m tempted to change my avatar!!
Mood, Calvin. Sigh… Can’t wait for school to end.
I’ve had days like this. I love the super grumpy face in panels #2 and #4.
As we all know: l’enfer, c’est les autres (J.P. Sartres)
careful what you wish for!!youre the reasonI m glad Ionly have one child!!
I’ve had days like this, Cal. Sometimes it seems like it’s any day that ends in a “y”.
Keep your priorities straight there, Cal…
A rather nihilistic view of the world.
That would be an awfully lonely world, Calvin!
hahahahaha, just the sheer malice, anger and disgust. It’s so perfect. His expression in the final panel has stuck with me for more than twenty-five years. He’s SO annoyed with everyone around him, and life in general. It’s amazing.
Appetite for destruction. Calvin, maybe you have a future as the leader of a death metal band!
Lemme guess: Before leaving, Hobbes countered, Aww, isoo feewing gwumpy today?
Gahan WIlson (“Nuts”): Why did I have to help that stupid ninny? I wish he’d have died! I wish everyone would die! I wish I had a death ray is what!!!
Welcome to my every workday morning.
so this is how it all started….
I wish everyone else WERE dead. Good grammar distinguishes you from the trumpers.
But Calvin…who would you throw snowballs at?
Calvin without Hobbes might as well be, unless…SNOWSHARKS!!!
As a child, you often think the world should revolve around you. Some people never grow up.
I mean, it’s not everyone, but you could always just try and find your way into the Marvel movies.
And who could you antagonize?
Take your dolly with you little boy.
Heh, Calvin says Mr. Bighead’s catchphrase from “Rocko’s Modern Life” in the second panel! Even though this particular strip predated the show by over four years…
But the 1st grade is so much fun.
Gotta love the Calvin grumpy face! Nothing like it! So funny.
Spoken like a true teenager.
I think Watterson stopped the strip because he couldn’t figure out a way to keep Calvin from being a sociopath with psychotic tendencies.
But you’d have to spare the people at the Frosty Sugar Bombs factory, and at least two farms; plus one gas station and its infrastructure; then there’s the power company and maybe all the nuclear control and operations people so they don’t melt down & kill a bunch of animals…one TV station & crew, for Saturday morning cartoons, and…
There it is…
Wait. Is that me in that comic? I say that to myself several times a week!
Lonely if that comes true. Remember the Twilight Zone?
Bill Watterson was great at drawing grumpy faces.
This one is my all time favorite. :D