Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 19, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  over 2 years ago

    I hope Calvin’s parents don’t have any guns in the house or keep them securely locked.

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    Sugar Bombs 95  over 2 years ago

    The mind of a school shooter.

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    The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover  over 2 years ago

    Even Hobbes?

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    codycab  over 2 years ago

    Calvin: the last boy on earth. As if he’ll ever be a man.

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    LeeCox  over 2 years ago

    Spoiler alert, Calvin — it only gets worse from here on out!

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  over 2 years ago

    Lad needs to see a child psychiatrist if he’s going from suicidal to homicidal.

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    Johnny Q Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Look at the bright side—he wants to kill Vladimir Putin too!

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    jvn  over 2 years ago

    But then what if you broke your glasses and couldn’t read?

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    DorothyGlenn  over 2 years ago

    I think Calvin just needs the next size up in underpants.

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    alaskajohn1  over 2 years ago

    But then who would make you lunch?

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    Watcher  over 2 years ago

    And when you grow up, you can holler real loud, I’m King of the World, as James Cameron would say.

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    TwilightFaze  over 2 years ago

    If this strip doesn’t capture modern sentiment, nothing will.

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    Algolei I  over 2 years ago

    Jeez, panel #2! I’m tempted to change my avatar!!

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    komickat  over 2 years ago

    Mood, Calvin. Sigh… Can’t wait for school to end.

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    M2MM  over 2 years ago

    I’ve had days like this. I love the super grumpy face in panels #2 and #4.

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    StefaanVerstraeten  over 2 years ago

    As we all know: l’enfer, c’est les autres (J.P. Sartres)

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    Super Smash Bros Ultimate  over 2 years ago

    Even Hobbes

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    JudyHendrickson  over 2 years ago

    careful what you wish for!!youre the reasonI m glad Ionly have one child!!

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    JohnFarson19  over 2 years ago

    I’ve had days like this, Cal. Sometimes it seems like it’s any day that ends in a “y”.

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    donwalter  over 2 years ago

    Keep your priorities straight there, Cal…

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    Barry1941  over 2 years ago

    A rather nihilistic view of the world.

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    jpayne4040  over 2 years ago

    That would be an awfully lonely world, Calvin!

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    Jabroniville Premium Member over 2 years ago

    hahahahaha, just the sheer malice, anger and disgust. It’s so perfect. His expression in the final panel has stuck with me for more than twenty-five years. He’s SO annoyed with everyone around him, and life in general. It’s amazing.

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    Troglodyte  over 2 years ago

    Appetite for destruction. Calvin, maybe you have a future as the leader of a death metal band!

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    jrankin1959  over 2 years ago

    Lemme guess: Before leaving, Hobbes countered, Aww, isoo feewing gwumpy today?

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    jrankin1959  over 2 years ago

    Gahan WIlson (“Nuts”): Why did I have to help that stupid ninny? I wish he’d have died! I wish everyone would die! I wish I had a death ray is what!!!

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    aerotica69  over 2 years ago

    Welcome to my every workday morning.

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    Fred  over 2 years ago

    so this is how it all started….

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    mountainclimber  over 2 years ago

    I wish everyone else WERE dead. Good grammar distinguishes you from the trumpers.

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    gantech  over 2 years ago

    But Calvin…who would you throw snowballs at?

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    well-i-never  over 2 years ago

    Calvin without Hobbes might as well be, unless…SNOWSHARKS!!!

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    garcoa  over 2 years ago

    As a child, you often think the world should revolve around you. Some people never grow up.

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    BiggerNate91  over 2 years ago

    I mean, it’s not everyone, but you could always just try and find your way into the Marvel movies.

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    Moon57Shine  over 2 years ago

    And who could you antagonize?

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    zeexenon  over 2 years ago

    Take your dolly with you little boy.

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    DanWolfie  over 2 years ago

    Heh, Calvin says Mr. Bighead’s catchphrase from “Rocko’s Modern Life” in the second panel! Even though this particular strip predated the show by over four years…

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    VVWVV  over 2 years ago

    But the 1st grade is so much fun.

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    ComicsR4Fun Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Gotta love the Calvin grumpy face! Nothing like it! So funny.

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    BluNova  over 2 years ago

    Spoken like a true teenager.

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    Mark DeMist Premium Member over 2 years ago

    I think Watterson stopped the strip because he couldn’t figure out a way to keep Calvin from being a sociopath with psychotic tendencies.

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    bigpianoguy  over 2 years ago

    But you’d have to spare the people at the Frosty Sugar Bombs factory, and at least two farms; plus one gas station and its infrastructure; then there’s the power company and maybe all the nuclear control and operations people so they don’t melt down & kill a bunch of animals…one TV station & crew, for Saturday morning cartoons, and…

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    Scoutmaster77  over 2 years ago

    There it is…

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    SharkNose  over 2 years ago

    Wait. Is that me in that comic? I say that to myself several times a week!

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    Iwa Iniki Premium Member over 2 years ago

    Lonely if that comes true. Remember the Twilight Zone?

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    tad1  over 2 years ago

    Bill Watterson was great at drawing grumpy faces.

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    kathrowe  over 2 years ago

    This one is my all time favorite. :D

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