Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 01, 2019

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    BE THIS GUY  over 3 years ago

    I guess Rosalyn wasn’t available this night.

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    The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover  over 3 years ago

    Wow the waiter isn’t even helping Calvin. Terrible customer service here.

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    Bilan  over 3 years ago

    Calvin, dont’ forget to sniff the cap from your bottle of Coke.

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    Kind&Kinder  over 3 years ago

    You can never have too much atmosphere in an expensive restaurant, Cal. It’s what your parents are paying for! Oh, and the food, too.

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    orinoco womble  over 3 years ago

    Anyone who takes a six-year-old boy to a place like that deserves all the aggro they get.

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    dave1960  over 3 years ago

    “……And that’s why we started advertising for a Child Minder”. You brought Rosalyn on yourself Calvin.

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    Troglodyte  over 3 years ago

    I find snooty places stifling too, Calvin!

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    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    I have been in places like that. I agree with Calvin here.

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    jpayne4040  over 3 years ago

    Silly people, when you have little kids (especially a Calvin) you cannot go to a formal dining anything!

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    sargon1  over 3 years ago

    Why didn’t his parents dress him in something besides that striped t-shirt he always wears?

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    codycab  over 3 years ago

    Calvin does not pass for fancy.

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    Billys mom2022  over 3 years ago

    I guess he would rather stay with Susie.

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    Plumbob Wilson  over 3 years ago

    “It’s a fried telephone book. We gave it a fancy French name and you ordered it!” – a cartoon in a forgotten magazine from the late ’70s or maybe early ’80s.

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    cubswin2016  over 3 years ago

    They should sedate Calvin before they take him there.

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    tripwire45  over 3 years ago

    I’m allergic to pretentiousness as well.

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    Pteranodon  over 3 years ago

    I imagine that Bill W. was piping his own feelings through Calvin. Been there.

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    Purple People Eater  over 3 years ago

    I knew a woman once who had something from McDonald’s every morning for breakfast. I don’t remember what it was, but it was the same thing every morning, probably a McMuffin.

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    Wizard of Ahz-no relation  over 3 years ago

    Perhaps madame would like me to take the little lad out back and drop him in a dumpster, you can pick him up on the way out.

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    JudyHendrickson  over 3 years ago

    ooooo what a BRATthis kidis iwould keep plenty of duct tape around fo his mouth!!!

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    lsc327  over 3 years ago

    Why kids should never be allowed to eat anywhere but fast food joints.

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    garcoa  over 3 years ago

    Nobody is going to enjoy the next hour, including other diners.

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    comixbomix  over 3 years ago

    You know there must be plenty of atmosphere when the sommelier displays the wine to the back of your head…

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    SweetSinger  over 3 years ago

    Check out Dad’s eyebrow. That’s the kind of detail that makes Watterson so brilliant.

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    dadlivonia  over 3 years ago

    The pressure, for him to implode, would have to be too low – too high and he would explode, or melt, or get thrown out for complaining

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    InuYugiHakusho  over 3 years ago

    If Calvin keeps that up, fast food joints will be the only restaurants where his family will be allowed.

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    retpost  over 3 years ago

    Calvin; order the filet mignon rare that will show them.

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    Diat60  over 3 years ago

    It’s incumbent on parents to teach their children how to behave in nice restaurants, etc, but, oh my, it’s hard work.

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    assrdood  over 3 years ago

    I’m with Calvin on this one. And I’m a “seasoned citizen”.

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    DCBakerEsq  over 3 years ago

    3 glasses of merlot and Calvin will be fine.

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    Quabaculta  over 3 years ago

    Calvin is nuts. The best meals were ones in ‘atmosphere’ places. My favorite place had a neon sign proclaiming ‘Oyster Bar’ in downtown Brownsville. My dad would pretend I was leaving meat in the tail and I was so in love with shrimp (could eat it until it is coming out my ears but still want more). I learned how to get that morsel out by wiggling until the meat is released, picking the shell off the tail and downing the morsel and, least efficient, biting down on the tail just before the tail fins and getting the morsel out. Mmmmmm, shrimp.

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    DanWolfie  over 3 years ago

    He should have said “Chuck E. Cheese, please!”https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRHaZtSBsa4

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    locake  over 3 years ago

    I hope they are in a room by themselves. It is rude to inflict bratty children on other diners who are also trying to have a pleasant evening. Leave your kids at home if they can’t behave. Get a sitter or stay home with them.

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    Night-Gaunt49  over 3 years ago

    You wonder what Calvin has been reading to gain this information. Lots of books beyond his age range.

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    lindz.coop  over 3 years ago

    Think Rosalyn, Calvin…that might help….

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    Bibleman2002  over 3 years ago

    Boys would be boys. If you don’t think so, leave

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