I prefer 60 minutes to shows that devote a full hour to a single crime. The other show: “Stay tuned for another 50 minutes and we’ll tell you the surprising twist this case took.”
Notice the knobs on the side of the small TV. At least he’s probably concentrating on one program for a while, rather than getting up to change the channel all the time. Imagine what he’d be like with a remote.
BE THIS GUY over 5 years ago
Now he can do math.
Sugar Bombs 95 over 5 years ago
I love how the TV always bounces around whenever someone has it on.
The Calvinosaurus That Calvin Wanted To Discover over 5 years ago
So he thinks once every ten seconds. He is becoming smarter with every thought!
wcorvi over 5 years ago
I have a vision that this is how Trump University ran – the lectures were actually tweets.
Templo S.U.D. over 5 years ago
so how many thoughts did Calvin get out of those three hours? my math is a little bad
codycab over 5 years ago
Calvin’s patience with anything is like mine with new video games coming soon: Not really good.:P
sirbadger over 5 years ago
I prefer 60 minutes to shows that devote a full hour to a single crime. The other show: “Stay tuned for another 50 minutes and we’ll tell you the surprising twist this case took.”
DaveG1960 over 5 years ago
Now substitute smart phones for TV…..
Kind&Kinder over 5 years ago
He actually has only one thought branching into many areas: how to hassle Susie!
Troglodyte over 5 years ago
Wonder why it’s called the Idiot Box then, Calvin?!
Barry1941 over 5 years ago
I have a hunch that Calvin turns the sound up pretty high.
jpayne4040 over 5 years ago
Six thoughts a minute; yet (considering it’s television) I doubt he’s any smarter.
Kaputnik over 5 years ago
Notice the knobs on the side of the small TV. At least he’s probably concentrating on one program for a while, rather than getting up to change the channel all the time. Imagine what he’d be like with a remote.
chick485 over 5 years ago
Actually, this is pretty typical of ADHD kids. Ask me how I know…..
Stocky One over 5 years ago
Incredible how the first three panels foreshadow Trump!
kab2rb over 5 years ago
Just entertainment of shows, if produced well enough.
DCBakerEsq over 5 years ago
I learned everything I need to know from “Gilligan’s Island” reruns.
bluram over 5 years ago
Wow! that’s about 1,080 thoughts. I wonder what they were about.
iplussed over 5 years ago
Wait til Calvin discovers the Internet
yangeldf over 5 years ago
Bill Watterson predicted twitter
phredturner over 5 years ago
And so, this ever shorter and shorter attention span begets this electorate and president.
willie_mctell over 5 years ago
Amazingly similar to the Dear Leader.
Sailor46 USN 65-95 over 5 years ago
If there more like Calvin we would still be living in caves, that is if we even made it that far.
Pteranodon over 5 years ago
Aren’t we up to 6 thoughts a second yet? I thought we were…
tee929 over 5 years ago
Calvin explains Donald Dumpster!