Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 07, 2018


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    Sugar Bombs 95  about 2 years ago

    Doesn’t a small bird need multiple other small birds to help mob a larger bird?

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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Sparrows spend less time talking and more time maneuvering.

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    TEMPLO S.U.D.  about 2 years ago

    so much for that attempt

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    Johnny Q Premium Member about 2 years ago

    I like Moe’s dialogue being in lower case!

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    in.amongst  about 2 years ago

    Stick to watching cartoons Calvin – leave those nature programs alone.

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    sirbadger  about 2 years ago

    Hummingbirds are masters at dodging other birds. Maybe if you swing your arms in a circle instead of up and down, you can avoid him.

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    codycab  about 2 years ago

    Hey Moe, is that your hair or did a possum die on that thick skull of yours?

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    jeff_elbel  about 2 years ago

    In ten years, did Moe ever get his comeuppance? No? A bitter taste of real life.

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    dave1960  about 2 years ago

    Not only stars but rockets and planets too, that’s some punch

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    okiejoe  about 2 years ago

    How come no teacher ever sees moe’s egregious bullying? He should be expelled from the school.

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    GROG Premium Member about 2 years ago

    You’re no sparrow.

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    cubswin2016  about 2 years ago

    Let’s see if Betty Wu can handle Mo.

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    Wizard of Ahz-no relation  about 2 years ago

    the problem was calvin didn’t use maneuverability, he just sat there.

    Reminds me long ago. we had a cairn terrier (think toto) and she absolutely took apart a golden retriever in a fight. she was so small and springy she got inside the retriever’s turning arc and kept jumping up and biting the the right flank and right forward shoulder. the retriever kept trying to turn but the smaller dog kept in close and just kept it up until the bigger dog ran for it.

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    uniquename  about 2 years ago

    More proof that too much TV is bad for you.

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    jpayne4040  about 2 years ago

    Yeah, but you’re no sparrow, Calvin!

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    jpayne4040  about 2 years ago

    Ouch! Moe punched poor Calvin so hard he defied laws of physics and punched Calvin right out of his shoes!

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    LEOKEV  about 2 years ago

    At least we see that Moe knows his name. Probably the first time he didn’t call Calvin “Twinkie”.

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    deadpixel128  about 2 years ago

    If anyone’s interested, here’s a great article from a couple years back about Moe and Calvin’s dynamic:

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    Doug Taylor Premium Member about 2 years ago

    Next time try to float like a butterfly and sting like a bee.

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    kab2rb  about 2 years ago

    He needs to be turned in for a bully.

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    SweetSinger  about 2 years ago

    Wow, what a hard first day back. First the principal’s office, now a bully. And we keep telling our children to “be themselves” in a world that wants to dictate their behavior.

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    DCBakerEsq  about 2 years ago

    Marlin Perkins would agree.

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    Numbnumb  about 2 years ago

    Why did Moe never get expelled??

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    Kevin Jordan Premium Member about 2 years ago

    A sparrow Calvin ain’t…

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    bigcatbusiness  about 2 years ago

    If he was smart enough to compensate the lack of size, he could win.

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    LrdSlvrhnd  about 2 years ago

    Maneuverability requires not sitting still on a swing, Calvin.

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    pshapley Premium Member about 2 years ago

    He’s talking about being agile like a sparrow while acting like a sitting duck.

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    Salamurai  about 2 years ago

    is this an African swallow or a European swallow?

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