February 07, 2019
January 17, 2018
According to a recent study, 90% of golfers are frustrated baseball players.
Now use a baseball bat to play golf.
A good caddy (Hobbes) is always there when you need him.
who knew Calvin’s father was also an avid golfer
It’s not the User, it’s the Tool.
Go ahead Calvin – Try a homer-in-one. It is called a fowl!
two words: tennis racket (and maybe a wall so the ball comes back and you can keep on hitting the ball)
if at first you do not succeed try, try again or change sports
Good luck with that, Calvin! You’re setting yourself up for a lifetime of frustration.
That’s not going to help, Calvin!
Calvin, you can still miss the ball, digging divot after divot…
Hey Calvin, stop golfing around and show that ball who’s boss.
When in doubt, adapt.
Actually, Calvin may be on to something here…
First the binoculars, then the faucet, now the golf clubs?
I always wondered how that game got started…
Better than Happy Gillmore’s gold stance.
Trust me, stick with the bat.
He’ll need a tee..I bet!
Maybe try a pool cue?
I now realize that this may have inspired an early “Ozy & Millie,” in which Timulty, being too short for the golf club, got a table tennis paddle.
I say use a stick of dynamite. You can always keep an eye out for where what’s left of the ball lands.
And frustrated golfers become serial killers. :)
September 25, 2019