Calvin and Hobbes for July 12, 2018

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    BE THIS GUY GC Insider 3 months ago

    Smartest move: crash as a safe and hope you don’t hurt anybody, then turn yourself back.

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    Sugar Bombs 95  3 months ago

    I wonder what would happen if we put something in that safe, and then turned Calvin back.

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    Kim Metzger GC Insider 3 months ago

    He’s safe.

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    codycab  3 months ago

    Let’s hope Wil E. Coyote isn’t down there.

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    charliefarmrhere  3 months ago

    Todays strip is just downright hilarious funny!

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    Baslim the Beggar GC Insider 3 months ago

    He’s in his safe place. Calvin was always ahead of his time.

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    Jesy Bertz  3 months ago

    So much for the “vaulted” transmogrifier gun.

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    Liverlips McCracken GC Insider 3 months ago

    It won’t hit any faster, and will probably bounce less, than Calvin would have.

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    Nachikethass  3 months ago

    Well, it’s good he didn’t say “I’m toast…”!

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    dave.glass1960  3 months ago

    I’m Safe, but did he get the wrong combination?

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    enigmamz  3 months ago

    I knew he would land safely!

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    Spencer58  3 months ago

    I am out of here the bad pun “he safe” is safely covered

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    rekam GC Insider 3 months ago

    Boy, that transmogrifier gun takes things literally, even when you don’t intend it to do that.

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    jpayne4040  3 months ago

    Perfect! After all, Calvin is valuable, precious, and extremely rare!

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    jpayne4040  3 months ago

    LOL! Calvin finds a way to be a danger to himself and others!

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    LovászZoltán  3 months ago

    As Indy was OK in the fridge I reckon Calvin has nothing to be afraid of.

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    uncleskull  3 months ago

    What a bird brain . . .

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    tripwire45  3 months ago

    I actually did laugh out loud.

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    Katsuro GC Insider 3 months ago

    The Swedish translation had him saying “I’ll be as secure as a safe,” since the pun didn’t translate.

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    rshive  3 months ago

    Hope Calvin doesn’t land in the pond.

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    coffeeturtle  3 months ago

    Look Ma! No hands!!

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    johndifool  3 months ago

    Ah, the Lovely Bones…

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    jrankin1959  3 months ago

    Look at it this way, kid – you’re bound to survive the fall…

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    Troglodyte  3 months ago

    The safe option isn’t always the best one… goes to show!

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    jrpah GC Insider 3 months ago

    i hope the transmogrifier gun is inside the safe

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    Al Fresco  3 months ago

    Is Calvin scewed? No worries. Calvin used the remaining pieces to the balloon to but on protection for himself. He should be “safe”.

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    BiathlonNut  3 months ago

    If Calvin is inside the safe, the impact will be greater than if there were no safe since the terminal velocity of the safe is greater than the terminal velocity of Calvin. So Calvin must have used the transmogrifier gun to turn himself into a safe. Problem is safes have no hands so Calvin-As-Safe will be unable to use the gun to turn himself back into Calvin.

    At least things in Chagrin will be quieter with Calvin being a safe.

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    yimhere  3 months ago

    Be very careful what you wish for ….. especially with a weapon like that in your hand!

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! GC Insider 3 months ago

    He’s gonna leave quite the crater.

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    carlzr  3 months ago

    With this story arc Watterson has entered Little Nemo in Slumberland territory.

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    WVWV  3 months ago

    Does your transmogrify gun love puns?.

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    k_aplin  3 months ago

    I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific.—Jane Wagner, (and Lily Tomlin)

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    Daeder GC Insider 3 months ago

    I always loved this gag!

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    Ka`ōnōhi`ula`okahōkūmiomio`ehiku GC Insider 3 months ago

    Where’s the Transmogrifier gun?

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    pcmcdonald  3 months ago

    He may make a hit on Broadway.

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    !!IceFire!!  3 months ago

    I guess its better safe than sorry …

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    InquireWithin  3 months ago

    Well, this strip has finally “dropped the safe” (my take on “jumped the shark” and “nuked the fridge”, if I may.)

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    Gabryant  3 months ago

    Kind of reminds me if Indiana Jones riding the refrigerator.

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    robert39503  3 months ago

    The toast would have been better. It would hit the ground a lot softer than the safe.

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