Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 19, 2017


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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member over 1 year ago

    First you get the money, then you get the cars, then you get the…

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    ghretighoti  over 1 year ago

    Fellow won a million dollars in a lottery. In one year it was gone. Asked how he managed to do that, he replied that he spent about $950,000 on liquor and women—and he guessed that he just spent the rest of it foolishly.

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    fuzzbucket  over 1 year ago

    All you need is money. The other opportunities will come to you.

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    stefaanv  over 1 year ago

    Why, it’s money all the way. Even the Beatles knew this: “what it don’t get, I can’t use”

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    Lady Bri  over 1 year ago

    Silly question! Hobbes knows it’s women.

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    Queen of America Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Money. No question.

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    John Smith  over 1 year ago

    Stop at cars, the 3rd one will take the 1st 2 and leave you with nothing.

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    jpayne4040  over 1 year ago

    There have been plenty of people with each one of those things and were still miserable. If you can’t be happy without it, any happiness from it will only be temporary.

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    sanderling75  over 1 year ago

    Hobbes is off to do some research

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    aerotica69  over 1 year ago

    ….to a smoker, its a Kent. (showing my age)

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    Known Pedant  over 1 year ago

    Final Answer: Money, Cars, Women, Marriage, Divorce, no cars, no money. Got it?

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    e.groves  over 1 year ago

    Good health is number one.

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    DaBoogadie Premium Member over 1 year ago

    I know the secret to happiness, but I’m not telling…It’s a secret.

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    joegeethree  over 1 year ago

    Well, that is the universal question to happiness. Unfortunately, no one really has the answer.

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    BiathlonNut  over 1 year ago

    Knew a farmer who won a million dollars in the Lotto 649. When asked what he was going to do with the money he replied, “I’m going to farm and farm until it is all gone.”

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    Allen Hoffman Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Wait about 12 years to answer that question!

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  over 1 year ago

    “You got no money and you got no car, then you got no woman, and there you are.”

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    Penny Lane Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Hey…what about tigers??

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    tirnaaisling  over 1 year ago

    Money is the root of all evil (there’s an equation somewhere that proves it) cars cost money so they are inherently evil, women consume or want your money so they desire evil and are hence evil by association.

    Just kidding don’t take me seriously, I am married to a lovely demon…. Uh I mean woman, who would never do anything evil… Unless she read what I just wrote… Oh dear….

    This post has been reported to Board of PC Corrections (BPCC) and the poster has been sanctioned.

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    LightWarriorK  over 1 year ago

    Our biology and evolution have proved it: Women.We’re still animals. The drive for money and status and power are primarily to get women. Or whatever equivalency one has built in their mind in the absence of women.Women are not a side effect of money and power, but the goal.

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    R Eldringto  over 1 year ago

    And gunz.“Money, cars, gunz and women.”And maybe whiskey…

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 1 year ago

    So he hates girls but thinks women might be invaluable. Good to know.

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    Karen Buchanan  over 1 year ago

    Calvin what you really want is a pet just requires love.

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    EGAccurso  over 1 year ago

    A Good Woman, Enough money, and a running car. Simple

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    locake  over 1 year ago

    I’m never happy when I’m in a car. That means I have to deal with traffic and bad drivers.

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    MavisGirl  over 1 year ago

    The key to happiness is doing what you love with the people you love.

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    Number Three  over 1 year ago

    For me, True Happiness doesn’t exist if there are still humans around.



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    JP Steve Premium Member over 1 year ago

    “It’s faster horses, younger women,Older whiskey, and more money”

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    Anti Sports Religion Politics Premium Member over 1 year ago

    Diesel 4×4 truck

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    BillBradley  over 1 year ago

    I have said it before and I will say it again, the wallet is the most attractive thing on a male. Why else do women look at butts? To see how thick the wallet is…

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    pchemcat  over 1 year ago

    My husband has decided to post this in his man-cave (6-car garage). As long as he keeps his paws off my cars, I really don’t care!

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