February 07, 2019
January 17, 2018
Calvin, your Mom is the first — but not last — woman you will refer to “As She Who Must Be Obeyed.”
Yeh, for some reason that never seems to work.
Well, Mom got him as far as the sidewalk. Let’s see what happens tomorrow….
As I tell my nephew, moms trump all
And that’s why you go to school. So you can learn to think.
But Calvin, April vacation is in just a few short weeks!
Always happened to me.
You need to work on that Jedi mind trick if you ever want it to work.
Mom thinks, therefore, you are.
Rats? That’s Charlie Brown’s line!
Too bad Calvin doesn’t live in Chicago.
Look at what came across my Facebook news feed this morning.
My mom was like this. I remember my older sister telling me. “Don’t fight her; she’s going to win. Take a dive in the first round. It’s a lot easier than slugging it out for 15.”
Poor Calvin, you think 1+1=3. What you think is invalid.
That didn’t work for me either, Calvin. But my mother wasn’t so calm about it. I learned some new swear words that morning.
Mom is the winner!!
How did Calvin turn from a 6 year old to a teenager overnight?
I think you do.
Think and know… completely different.
mom just got april fool’d
I’m confused. Are these all just reruns??
September 25, 2019