Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 22, 2015

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    BE THIS GUY  almost 7 years ago

    There is nothing wrong with Calvin setting goals for himself.

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    Django62  almost 7 years ago

    I like his posture in the last frame. Adults sometimes simply don’t understand.

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    x_Tech  almost 7 years ago

    Calvin, that looks like a combat aircraft. You know those are not allowed in this school.We’ve called the police.

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    janerhynn  almost 7 years ago

    As if the faculty and class wouldn’t chip in for his ticket if they thought he would.

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    Alan Rees  almost 7 years ago

    Calvin’s posture in the last panel is what is known as having “arms akimbo.” (Note: be careful not to talk about people having “arms and legs akimbo.” If that is even possible, it would require a contortionist!)

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    jrankin1959  almost 7 years ago

    But the problem, Calvin, is that wherever you go…

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    battle of plattsburgh  almost 7 years ago

    That attitude needs altitude.

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    Beleck3  almost 7 years ago

    a fact, not an attitude. lol

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    neverenoughgold  almost 7 years ago

    When I was in school, I took an empty Ivory dish soap container and using a piece of small diameter white nylon rope about 2 feet long, stuffed the rope through the small opening of the plastic bottle and tied both ends into a knot; one on the inside and one on the outside of the bottle!

    When you squeezed the container, the rope would “squirt” out and it looked just like the real dish soap! I thought it was cool to fool friends thinking they were just squirted with dish soap!

    Unfortunately, one of the teachers didn’t think it was very funny, and confiscated my “toy” until the end of classes for the day…

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    Poollady1  almost 7 years ago

    How much is a “little” more money, Calvin? $50,000, $500,000? $5 mil?

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    Jeff0811  almost 7 years ago

    He crossed the line from fact to attitude at the word “chimps”. Up until then his argument was plausible.

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    locake  almost 7 years ago

    I’m sure the other students would chip in to get him away sooner.

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    Godfather Vito  almost 7 years ago

    I would thank Calvin’s teachers would love to contribute to the Calvin ticket fund

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    tea62  almost 7 years ago

    “Calvin.” What a cute nickname for little Donald Trump.

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    rickray777  almost 7 years ago

    Mr. Spittle (the Principal): “AAAARGH!!! NOT YOU AGAINNN?!!!"

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    rentier  almost 7 years ago

    I like travelling, but after a short while am glad to come home again!

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    rentier  almost 7 years ago

    I soon miss my friends here!

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    Number Three  almost 7 years ago

    Calvin’s attitude is what makes this strip!xxx

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    unca jim  almost 7 years ago

    Regarding that lil’ brown kid in Texas and his ‘clock’ … I recognize it from a Heathkit from the late ’50’s.. Big deal.. so the kid can solder things and hook up a power supply. Pish-tosh. Something that anyone in Shop Class from 8th grade should be able to do. Not to brag, but when I (underlined) was his age, I was building radios and tearing down and fixing tractor motors. I never got an invite from HST at the time, for he was quite busy running a war, such as it was. Summation; another bowing apology to Muslims who ‘just might be carrying a bomb..’ But then again, ya never know.. the Caliphate may NOT be someone’s imagination.

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    ThumperMcDuff  almost 7 years ago

    ….expertise as the kid’s mentor on the subject?

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    UpaCoCoCreek Premium Member almost 7 years ago

    Freedom of speech has its consequences Calvin.

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    Susie Derkins :D  almost 7 years ago

    One of Calvin’s hypocritical speeches. Or…

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    Constantinepaleologos  almost 7 years ago

    If you ever want to make that much money, Calvin, you’ll pay more attention in school.

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