Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 10, 2015
Transcript:
Calvin: "So what's the game I get to play if I'm good?" Rosalyn: "You can decide. Pick your favorite game" Calvin: "Is this a trick? Can we really play my favorite game??" Rosalyn: "Sure, why not? What is it?" Calvin: "CALVINBALL!" Rosalyn: "CALVIN-ball??" Calvin: "Get out the time-fracture wickets, Hobbes! We're gonna play Calvinball!" Rosalyn: "What the heck is Calvinball?"
BE THIS GUY over 8 years ago
Wickets?Are we going to be stumping on the pitch?Hitting some sixers and boundaries?
Kali39 over 8 years ago
Don’t ask, Rosalyn. Calvin doesn’t know either…
rentier over 8 years ago
Calvinball is the unique best play, come Hobbes!!
cdward over 8 years ago
Always give him a choice – between two games you have already chosen.
Aaberon over 8 years ago
I hope Roaslyn is writing a book.
FosterGrant over 8 years ago
Rosalyn, Rosalyn, Rosalyn. We think you’d learn by now.
GalleyOar over 8 years ago
Calvinball Rules: Calvin wins.
under_dog over 8 years ago
You are about to find out
chick485 over 8 years ago
The Unofficial Official Rules of Calvinball
Permanent Rule: You may not play the Calvinball the same way twice.
Primary Rule: The following rules are subject to be changed, amended, or deleted by any player(s) involved. These rules are not required, nor necessary to play Calvinball.
1.0. The following words in these rules are mostly freely interchangeable, the Primary Rule applies:
Can
May
Must
Shall
Should
Will
Would
1.1. All players must wear a Calvinball mask (See Calvinball Equipment – 2.1). No one may question the masks.
1.2 Any player may declare a new rule at any point in the game. The player may do this audibly or silently depending on what zone (Refer to Rule 1.5) the player is in.
1.3. A player may use the Calvinball (See Calvinball Equipment – 2.2) in any way the player see fits, whether it be to incur injury upon other players or to gain benefits for himself.
1.4. Any penalty legislation may be in the form of pain, embarassment, or any degradation the rulee wishes to execute upon the other player.
1.5 The Calvinball Field (See Calvinball Equipment – 2.3) should consist of areas, or zones, which are governed by a set of rules declared by players. Zones may be appear and disappear as often and wherever the player decides. For example, a corollary zone would enable a player to make a corollary (sub-rule) to any rule already made. Or a pernicious poem place would require the intruder to do what the name implies. Or an opposite zone would enable a player to declare reverse playibility on the others. (Remember, the player would declare this zone oppositely by not declaring it.)
1.6 Flags (Calvinball Equipment 2.3) shall be named by players whom shall also assign the power and rules which shall govern that flag.
1.7 Songs are an integral part of Calvinball and verses must be sung spontaneously through the game when randomly assigned events occur.
1.8 Score may be kept or disregarded. In the event that score is kept, it shall have no bearing on the game nor shall it have any logical consistency to it. (Legal scores include ‘Q to 12’, ‘BW-109 to YU-34, and ’Nosebleed to Pelvic Fracture’.)
Calvinball Equipment
2.1. Mask – All participants are required to wear a mask
2.2. Calvinball – A Calvinball may be a soccerball, volleyball, or any other reasonable ball. Bowling balls are accepted.
2.3 Calvinball Field – The Calvinball Field should be any well-sized field, preferably with trees, rocks, grass, creeks, and other natural obstacles.
2.4 Miscellaneous – Other optional equipment include flags, wickets (especially of the time-fracture variety), and anything else the players wish to include.
Calvinball Miscellaneous
3.1 Before, During or After the Game the Calvinball Song can/may/must/can’t/may not/mustn’t be sung:
“Other kids’ games are all such a bore! They’ve gotta have rules and they gotta keep score! Calvinball is better by far! It’s never the same! It’s always bizarre! You don’t need a team or a referee! You know that it’s great, ‘cause it’s named after me!” (Backup-Singing “Rumma Tum Tums”)
3.2 Calvinball quotes include but are not limited to
“feel free to harmonize with Hobbes on the Rumma-tum-tums” (Calvin to Rosalyn) “No sport is less organized then Calvinball” (Hobbes) “Sooner or later, all our games turn into Calvinball.” (Calvin) “The score is still Q to 12!” (Calvin)
Special Thanks to the Calvinball Founders Bill Watterson (who is also owner of the Calvin & Hobbes Trademark), Calvin, and Hobbes.
neverenoughgold over 8 years ago
And the thought plickens…
Poollady1 over 8 years ago
Maybe Roselyn win……………if Calvin is REALLY the ball!!!
Godfreydaniel over 8 years ago
As our old friend the philosopher Heraclitus reminds us, you can’t step into the same Calvinball twice…….
dflak over 8 years ago
Get used to it Roslyn. Some day you’ll be paying taxes. The IRS is a lot like Calvinball; just when you think you got it figured out, the rules change.
cubswin2016 over 8 years ago
Off the skyscraper, off the freeway, nothing but net.
Number Three over 8 years ago
You don’t want to know, Rosalyn!
Believe me.
xxx
Cilliers over 8 years ago
Somehow I suspect it might resemble “krikkit”, from Douglas Adams’s The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy.
!!IceFire!! over 8 years ago
oh my my !! aint Rosalyn in for a shock !! or is it Calvin !! ;)
neverenoughgold over 8 years ago
It’s amazing what you can find on the internet:
Calvinball rules…
Susie Derkins :D over 8 years ago
Let’s hope no cheating will be involved this time.
Kali39 over 8 years ago
Other kids’ games are all such a bore!They’ve gotta have rules and they gotta keep score!Calvinball is better by far!It’s never the same! It’s always bizarre!You don’t need a team or a referee!You know that it’s great, ‘cause it’s named after me!.Thanks always to Wikipedia. :-)
K M over 8 years ago
Now you’re in for it…
Kim Metzger Premium Member over 8 years ago
This was the final sequence with Roslyn in it. And it’s wonderful!
neverenoughgold over 8 years ago
“Rules? We don’t need no stinking rules where we’re going…”