Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for August 08, 2015
Calvin: "When a person pauses in mid-sentence to choose a word, that's the best time to jump in and change the subject!" Calvin: "It's like an interception in football! You grab the other guy's idea and run the opposite way with it!" Calvin: "The more sentences you complete, the higher your score! The idea is to block the other guy's thoughts and express your own! That's how you win!" Hobbes: "Conversations aren't contests!" Calvin: "Ok, a point for you. But I'm still ahead"