Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 07, 2015
Spiff: "The fearless Spaceman Spiff interplanetary explorer extraordinaire, gazes across the forbidding landscape of an uncharted planet!" Spiff: "What dangers lie ahead for our here? What horrible aliens inhabit this world?" Spiff: "What strange adventures await the intrepid Spiff? What bizarre occurrence will our hero be the first to witness?" Spiff: "The suspense! ...Our hero chucks a few rocks.. sighhhh.." Hobbes: "If you couldn't find any weirdness, maybe we'll just have to make some!" Calvin: "Now yer talkin'!"