Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 03, 2015
Calvin: "Things I will never like: 1. Drying off with a cold, damp towel. 2. The feeling of seaweed wrapping around my leg. 3. Anything that was popular in the '70s. 4. Licorice, yams, or raisins. 5. That high-pitched screech that babies make. 6. Writhing maggots" Calvin: "It's comforting to know that there are certainties in life"