Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for March 24, 2015
Calvin: "YOUR house is over there. Want me to draw you a map of how to get there?" Susie: "Obviously I'm not GOING to my house" Calvin: "It's a lot MORE obvious that you're not coming to MY house!" Susie: "I have to stay here until my mom gets home" Calvin: "WHAT?! Says who??" Susie: "My mom and your mom! You think I made this up? You think I want to be here??" Calvin: "Well, it's my mom's rule that you can sit in our yard, but you can't come in the house" Susie: "Your mom didn't say that!"