Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for January 26, 2015
Transcript:
Calvin: "Look at my new invention, dad! I unraveled a hanger and poked it out the back of my pants to make a tailhook!" Calvin: "Now, with a rope stretched across the doorway, I can blast into a room at top speed, and the hook will grab the rope and stop me before I crash out the window on the opposite wall!" Calvin: "Well?? Don't just sit there, man! Get out some patent applications!" Calvin: "I wonder how many fortunes he's let slip through his fingers"
BE THIS GUY over 9 years ago
Dad, you could at least humor him a little.
BE THIS GUY over 9 years ago
Bill Watterson’s father was a patent attorney.
rshive over 9 years ago
Inquiring minds wonder about the practical use of your invention, Calvin.
geekboy_x over 9 years ago
There have been strips in the past that refer to Dad’s vocation, and he is indeed a patent attorney. Remember the story of “The Hydraulic Pump & The Wheel Shaft Flange”?
http://www.gocomics.com/calvinandhobbes/2010/01/16
arye uygur over 9 years ago
Hi Xu.How does Calvin get away with addressing his dad as “man.”?
rentier over 9 years ago
Hobbes tail is more beautiful!!
alviebird over 9 years ago
Is there a tailhook scandal in Calvin’s future?
Reppr Premium Member over 9 years ago
I wonder how many hangers Calvin has let rip through his britches.
Loijen over 9 years ago
Hmmm … Calvin has a tail … very appropriate!
flagmichael over 9 years ago
Y’know, Calvin, even the pros sometimes miss all the wires….
jim_pem over 9 years ago
That was my thought along with a slingshot to the moon in yesterday’s strip.
Hobbes Premium Member over 9 years ago
Calvin needs to be careful. He could get hung up.
dsom8 over 9 years ago
This is how bungee-jumping got started.
Hobbes Premium Member over 9 years ago
Navy jets use a contraption similar to Calvin’s when they land on ships. It is known as an airplane hanger.
Hobbes Premium Member over 9 years ago
Don’t have any extra comics to share today on the theme of people with coat hangers attached to their rear ends.
Aaron Saltzer over 9 years ago
I’d say it looks more like a tail. Lol
Marty241 over 9 years ago
I wonder if Dad will ever regret all the times he had the chance to play with his son and read a book instead.
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
Well, Calvin’s dad is an attorney and not an inventor! This might explain why he is not very creative….Wait, did I just say attorneys are not creative?
neverenoughgold over 9 years ago
In response to Hobbe’s comment, I don’t think we should get too “hung up” over today’s strip…
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member over 9 years ago
Of course, any fortune made would be gobbled up by the cost of new pants…
Number Three over 9 years ago
Don’t worry, Calvin. I’m sure you’ll be off the ‘hook’ soon.
xxx
weatherford.joe Premium Member over 9 years ago
I always liked when they made little nods to Dad’s occupation as a patent attorney. Even Mom has her own hobbies (gardening and reading mostly).
InuYugiHakusho over 9 years ago
Not the first time Calvin attempted to invent something.
Hobbes Premium Member over 9 years ago
@Wiseguy411:Hagar?
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 9 years ago
Give the kid a patent app and tell him to fill it out. Make this a “teachable moment.” If he ever does complete it, tell him you’ll submit it, then a year later tell him it was denied. Piece of cake.
Susie Derkins :D over 9 years ago
I’m back! And I have a new account because I closed my other account on accident! Anyways, Tom and Jerry I see?
Linda1259 over 9 years ago
Calvin will rethink his ‘tail hook’ when he sits down. Then he will get it in the end. ; – D
James Lindley Premium Member over 9 years ago
The Navy already has them. Theirs are just bigger for stopping airplanes.