Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for January 22, 2015
Calvin: "I'm thinking of starting my own talk radio show" Calvin: "I'll spout simplistic opinions for hours on end. Ridicule anyone who disagrees with me, and generally foster divisiveness. Cynicism, and a lower level of public dialog!" Hobbes: "It would seem you were born for the job" Calvin: "Imagine getting PAID to act like a six-year-old!"