Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 31, 2014
Calvin: "Hi mom! I'm making my own newspaper to report the events of our household" Mom: "That's nice" Calvin: "Now I'm looking for a page one lead story. Can I interview you?" Mom: "Sure" Calvin: "Ok, what are you cutting up there for dinner?" Mom: "Fish" Calvin: "KNIFE WIELDING MOTHER HACKS ICHTHYOID! GRIM MELEE IS EVENING RITUAL! SUBURBAN FAMILY DEVOURS VICTIM!" Mom: "Out of the kitchen! Out! Out!"