Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for December 29, 2014
Calvin: "Want to help me write a book?" Hobbes: "Sure. What's it about?" Calvin: "Well, you know what historical fiction is? This is sort of like that. I'm writing a fictional autobiography" Calvin: "It's the story of my life, but with a lot of parts completely made up" Hobbes: "Why would you make up your own life?" Calvin: "Because in my book I have a flame thrower!"