Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for November 06, 2014


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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Zeus is taking the day off.

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    ORMouseworks  over 5 years ago

    Talk about bullying… ;)

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    cheap_day_return  over 5 years ago

    Aren’t you a little old for swingsets, Moe?

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    rentier  over 5 years ago

    Bolts of lightning are necessary in this case!!

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    Zero-Gabriel  over 5 years ago


    My friend Louisville Slugger wants a word with you!

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    basie.mynhardt  over 5 years ago

    Psst, Cal, you won’t want to hear that, j-u-u-s-t, Susie Derkins is quite able to do something really good to Moe? Not inconceivable that she can act like a bolt of lightning , … IF …

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    cdward  over 5 years ago

    Is that quote Douglas Adams? He’s quite funny but in this case wrong. Jesus did not promise the end of all wicked people – or even any wicked people. Oh, and my church actually was struck by lightning about 9 years ago. You weren’t visiting, were you?

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    arye uygur  over 5 years ago

    Where is Karma when you need it?

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    neatslob Premium Member over 5 years ago

    I feel that way about my ex-pastor.

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    Hobbes Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Not a good day for Calvin, after sitting in class all morning looking forward to recess. At least he will have his faithful tiger to greet him when he gets home. When bullies are in elementary school, they think that the playground is their world. When they grow up, they think that other people’s world is their playground. Actually, adult bullies have never grown up.

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    Hobbes Premium Member over 5 years ago

    If Calvin had realized that he was in a comic strip, he would have known that it would contain a PUNCH line.

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    poco Premium Member over 5 years ago

    The artwork on this strip is amazing. And, I am not a violent person, but, I agree with Calvin. The lightning bolt would be a good thing.

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    ThumperMcDuff  over 5 years ago

    HUGE Methodist church in Inverness, Florida was struck by lightening recently, split in two, over $1 million in damage. Property’s for sale and services being held in nearby elementary school. I heard some wag suggest the school install lightening rods if it doesn’t already have them.

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    The Wolf In Your Midst  over 5 years ago

    I think all the lightning bolts were used up when Victor Frankenstein put Moe together.

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    yimhere  over 5 years ago

    Justice is a myth to the troglodyte….. of which there are too many.

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    Lomax9er7  over 5 years ago

    Sorry Calvin, we are under a different contract.

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    sparklite  over 5 years ago

    I wonder what the first balloon originally said? The all-cap version in the same font as the other balloons.

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    Aaron Saltzer  over 5 years ago

    Religious? What religion?

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    orinoco womble  over 5 years ago

    In those days they were told to hit back. Bullying came under the heading “boys will be boys.”

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    paulsub63  over 5 years ago

    Calvin needs some help from Lio.

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    coffeeturtle  over 5 years ago

    I heard Moe was left back in Kindergarten 4x!

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    K M  over 5 years ago

    I’ve been studying brotherhood; and the lesson I’ve learned is this:He who turns the other cheek gets hit with the other fist.

    –Nipsey Russell

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    Number Three  over 5 years ago

    Moe is a complete jerk!


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    Hobbes Premium Member over 5 years ago

    @gcruse: Moe speaks in a different font. Bill Watterson did that intentionally.

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    Tim Pickard Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Back in the 80’s the best way to take care of a bully was to hand him his ass. It may not be PC, but it got the point across that you weren’t going to take their crap.

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    wiatr Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Moe reminds me of my last supervisor.

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    dogday Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Calvin! YOU wishing for a distribution of lightening bolts? Do you remember, oh, for instance, your babysitter?? Here’s a new saying for you: BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR!!

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    Susie Derkins D:  over 5 years ago

    No one pays attention to niceness anymore.

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    westny77  over 5 years ago

    In the next decade or so Calvin and Moe will become friends, then lovers and will get married and adopt two little girls.

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    orinoco womble  over 5 years ago

    Excuse me, I never said I agreed with it or espoused it. I’m saying that’s what happened. You complained about being bullied, you were told “fight back” by your parents, or by teachers, “they’re just being kids.” It happened. A lot.

    But I never said it was right. Go rant at someone else.

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