Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 31, 2014
Calvin: "It was all a misunderstanding! An innocent mistake! Let me explain!" Mom: "Calvin, listen closely. Locking Rosalyn out of the house wasn't just MEAN, it was DANGEROUS. If you'd hurt yourself or if there was a fire, she wouldn't have been able to help you" Mom: "You go apologize to Rosalyn right now" Calvin: "I-I'm sorry, Rosalyn" Dad: "And we're sorry too. I PROMISE you Calvin will behave himself next time" Rosalyn: "An extra five would help there BE a next time"