Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 29, 2014
Mom: "Isn't it great to get out of the house alone together for a change?" Dad: "It's so nice and quiet. We should do this more often" Rosalyn: "CALVIN, YOU'VE GOT FIVE SECONDS TO OPEN THE DOOR BEFORE I BREAK A WINDOW!" Calvin: "I'm telling you Chuck, your girlfriend is a psycho! I hope you're not making any long-range plans around her"