Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 28, 2014
Calvin: "Buttons....check. Dials....check. Switches...check. Little colored lights...check" Calvin: "Calvin, the airline pilot, is tenth in line for takeoff. His patience is at an end!" Calvin: "Ignoring the control tower's protests, Calvin guns the engines and passes the other planes, cutting across less crowded runways!" Calvin: "Rounding a corner, he opens the throttle! Stewardesses explaining the aircrafts safety features are hurled to the rear of the plane by the sudden acceleration!" Calvin: "All the other planets watch with envy as Calvin takes off ahead of schedule!" Calvin: "But what's this?! Another plane had already received clearance to land! It's headed for the same runway!" Calvin: "It looks like a mid-air collision over a crowded super highway at rush hour! Oh, what a price to pay for his hurry!" Mom: "I'm back! thanks for waiting so patiently" Calvin: "I could wait even longer if you'd buy me a third plane"