Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 10, 2014
Miss Wormwood: "Calvin, would you lead the class in the pledge of allegiance?" Calvin: "NO!" Calvin: "What did the supreme court decide about that? Is this a prayer? Don't you have to read me my rights? I don't keep up with this stuff! I'm just a kid!" Calvin: "I'm only here because my parents make me go! I don't want to be a test case! I don't even know what court district I'm in! Call on someone else!" Principal: "Calvin?" Calvin: "*Sighhhh* I can't believe it's not even 8:15 yet"