Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 03, 2014
Calvin: "Hi, mom. Can I look at your wallet for a few minutes? I, uh, want to see something" Mom: "Hold on. Did you make your bed like I asked you?" Calvin: "I'm working on it" Mom: "As I recall, your bed is in your room" Calvin: "I'm inventing a robot to make the bed, but I need a grant. Can I have $50?" Hobbes: "What'd she say? Did you get the money?" Calvin: "Boy, when we're the cover story of popular mechanics, I'll have some choice words to say about family encouragement"