Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for June 14, 2014


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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member over 4 years ago

    $80 if it’s in good condition.

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    josh_bisbee  over 4 years ago

    Might want to add another zero to that number

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    Steve Bartholomew Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Does the owner carry Calvin insurance?

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    Nabuquduriuzhur  over 4 years ago

    Calvin: “Uh, mom, the car committed suicide today..”

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    watmiwori  over 4 years ago

    $75 junk value….if you’re lucky.

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    cheap_day_return  over 4 years ago

    Dad is gonna open a can of whoop-azz on you, lil’ buddy!

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    cloudy now  over 4 years ago

    Daddy wanted a new car anyway.

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    robinjhislop  over 4 years ago

    I remember doing this myself as a kid, letting the hand-brake off, at the top of the steep drive. I think I was pretending it was a spaceship or something.

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    nosirrom  over 4 years ago

    When my kids were young my car had a stick shift. There was no interlock and it was easy to release the parking brake and pull the stick out of gear. Solution – LOCK THE CAR always, even in the garage!

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    redbaron1966  over 4 years ago

    Hmm…I think Calvin is planning to leave Dodge soon…

    Or should I say the Dodge left Calvin??

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    Olddog1  over 4 years ago

    A lot of commenters on this arc don’t know that these are old strips, and don’t seem to be aware that there are cars with manual transmissions. No park setting and don’t need a key to release the brakes.

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    Hobbes Premium Member over 4 years ago

    OK, this can’t be good……

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    chovil  over 4 years ago

    Quite right Hobbes. Most kids would total the car when they reach 16 and start driving. Calvin managed to do it at age 6.

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    rshive  over 4 years ago

    But it might lose a little value owing to its being in the gulch.

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    Hobbes Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Click here: Reality Check (May 2, 2012)

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    tripwire45  over 4 years ago

    Mom must have left the car in neutral and forgot to put on the parking brake. I blame her.

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    bamba_mutt  over 4 years ago

    What were they paying during Cars for Clunckers?

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    Manitobaman  over 4 years ago

    THAT car ended up in pretty much the same spot as Calvin’s.

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    unclebewey  over 4 years ago

    Oddly enough my truck would have a mind of it’s own when my nephew was riding shotgun. The darn thing would go in the opposite direction of my steering. Since we lived in a desert it was no big deal..Of course, after a nice rain the truck REALLY wanted to play in the mud. Calvin should blame his woe’s on my nephew David, aka ankle biter, yardape, carpet crawler, diaper filler etc.

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    QuiteDragon  over 4 years ago

    “Seriously- “not the kids fault”? That in a nutshell is what’s wrong with our society today.”

    If it were a handgun, loaded and within easy access of a six year-old, would you say the same? Who is presumed to have the knowledge and the foresight, the child or the adult? I would argue that persons who believe that only the “good old days” could be morally relevant are the “problem with our society today”.
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    Sieffert  over 4 years ago

    Notice, it’s Hobbes who looks for traffic, as they cross the street.

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    kab2rb  over 4 years ago

    Cars now not that east to push. I agree with you if a child can push a car something is wrong with the car.

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    dwdl21  over 4 years ago

    Wow, some of are taking this way to serious…lol It’s a comic and darned funny one.

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    mourdac Premium Member over 4 years ago

    $75? That’s-tank of gas today for an SUV.

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    tuslog64  over 4 years ago

    A friend of mine was was stopped by the police for backing down the highway. When asked why, she replied that she had driven too far and was trying to take mileage off!(1950s – won’t work on cars today)

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    yimhere  over 4 years ago

    I think it was a Yugo…. so forget about any safety features whatsoever…. easily pushed up a hill by a 6 yo…

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    tuslog64  over 4 years ago

    Price of a new car? I found an article from 1964 stating the average yearly pay for a teacher. A teacher could then buy a new car for about 1/3 of a years wages. My son is a teacher, and says today, though both have risen, it would take at least 2/3 of a years wages to buy a new car!

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    Snoopy_Fan  over 4 years ago

    Oh, man…

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    Number Three  over 4 years ago

    Calvin thought he knew best as usual and now he’s totally paying the price for it!


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    nosirrom  over 4 years ago

    What can you do with a child bride?

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    skyx26  over 4 years ago

    Now add 3 more zeroes…

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    neverenoughgold  over 4 years ago

    Shades of the final scenes in “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off”.

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    InuYugiHakusho  over 4 years ago

    And with this, we’re now halfway through this story arc.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 4 years ago

    Even when this strip was new, $75 could barely afford a rental.

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    Susie Derkins D:  over 4 years ago

    im guessing calvin has to pay for a new car.

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    Karaboo2  over 4 years ago

    Call Mater.

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    38lowell  over 4 years ago

    SO!Did you learn ANYTHING?

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    maxpower44  over 4 years ago

    geez; I wish it was $75

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