Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for July 12, 2013


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    ratlum  over 7 years ago

    None but from what I see you might be screwing them up .

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    Newshound41  over 7 years ago

    Pretty good parenting if a 6 year-old know how to use “assurance” in the proper context.

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    Linux0s  over 7 years ago

    What other options do you have?

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    kittenpah  over 7 years ago

    No parent has ever existed that hasn’t, umm, left their mark on their children. You’d have to be a perfect human being not to.

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    pouncingtiger  over 7 years ago

    Classic C&H comic strip today!!! ha ha ha

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    scrabblefiend  over 7 years ago

    Calvin, you won’t know until you have grown up, and have children of your own.

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    cloudy now  over 7 years ago

    I’m quite sure about mom’s look, but has dad even stopped reading?

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    SuperDavid  over 7 years ago

    For some reason I don’t like 1-panel comics. Does anyone agree?

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    knarfus  over 7 years ago

    @SuperDavid……….not at all. 1-panel comics can, when thoughtfully done, convey a greater tale than most multi-multi panel Sunday comics. Gary Larson was and will always remain the quintessential master of the 1-panel. Today’s Calvin and Hobbes exudes quirkiness on so many levels.

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    vwdualnomand  over 7 years ago

    calvin….all adults are winging it as they go. there is no set plan. they go to experts. and, even the experts are winging it. also, all adults are lazy jerks.

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    rentier  over 7 years ago

    There is no assurance!

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    GrimmaTheNome  over 7 years ago

    Do they read Philip Larkin in US grade schools?

    Calvin in particular should take note of the last line.

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    Puddleglum2  over 7 years ago

    The ‘read’ I get on it is that Calvin is ’knit’picking.

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    Reppr  over 7 years ago

    Only time will tell, little one. But you bear a lot of responsibility for your choices.

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    David Rickard Premium Member over 7 years ago

    None, boy; parents are supposed to screw up their kids… that’s what parents are for!

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    coffeeturtle  over 7 years ago

    Just because you can, doesn’t mean you should reproduce. :-)

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    meihong  over 7 years ago

    They are screwing him up, but live with it, Calvin! We all do!

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    Number Three  over 7 years ago

    I admire them for putting up with you for 6 very long years!

    LOL xxx

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    khpage  over 7 years ago

    Time to apply the cattle prod, er, attitude adjuster….

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    Mitchtheone  over 7 years ago

    Well, Calvin, it is like this.. Our parents screwed us up.. Their parents did the same to them.. and so on back to perhaps Adam and Eve..

    You see, Calvin, it is every parents god given right to screw our kids up to be productive people.. No don’t bother with trying to figure out the logic, Calvin.

    Just rest assured that no one gets out of life alive….

    Your welcome.. Can I explain any other fact of life to you.. No? I can tell by your stunned look that my message has been delivered.. Running into the night screaming isn’t going to help either..

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    RackDaddy  over 7 years ago

    Boy! Calvin is harsh. LMAO

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    SHIVA  over 7 years ago

    A perfect candidate for permanent institutionalization.

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    SuperDavid  over 7 years ago

    Never mind. Now I like 1-panel comic strips better than the regular 3 or 4 panel ones! Thanks y’all

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    bmonk  over 7 years ago

    Assuredly, their parenting is screwing something up. But that does not mean you can’t choose your own faults—or to change some of what they leave you….

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