Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for May 05, 2013


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    rentier  over 7 years ago

    Oh bad parents, you must love your son always!! That’s obvious, there is nothing else!!

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    margueritem  over 7 years ago

    Wishful thinking on Mom and Dad’s part.

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    Steve Bartholomew Premium Member over 7 years ago

    @bizaker:How do you feel about raw food vegans??

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    Linux0s  over 7 years ago

    Hang on to your hats folks!

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    night ranger  over 7 years ago

    In my head I can hear cheezy tinny cartoon Tango music they are dancing to.

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    orinoco womble  over 7 years ago

    Anybody else remember Disney Channel’s “Weekenders”? Reminds me very much of Tino’s mom’s cooking.

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    Michelle Morris  over 7 years ago

    Sometimes you’re the Eater,sometimes you’re the Eaten!

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    Phapada  over 7 years ago

    funny Family’s

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    wdpeck  over 7 years ago

    Vegetarians taste funny.

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    thirdguy  over 7 years ago

    wdpeck….We may tickle going down, but,we’re very nutritious, and low in fat!

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    vwdualnomand  over 7 years ago

    there are some foods that should never be prepared. liver and onions, gefilte fish, haggis, menudo, escargot, etc,,,,

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    ewalnut  over 7 years ago

    See Calvin — you need to eat it so it doesn’t eat you first.

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    Reppr  over 7 years ago

    It’s not easy being green.

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    KEA  over 7 years ago

    thank you

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    Thomas Linquist  over 7 years ago

    My aunt cooked like this at one time. My uncle called them her “delectible delights” (said with heavy sarcastic tone and eye roll) and it’s been a standard term for rehashed leftovers ever since.

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    dustspecks Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Don’t eat it, Calvin!!

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    legaleagle48  over 7 years ago

    That depends, though, on whether they’re doing Argentine Tango, International Standard Tango, or American Smooth Tango. In the latter two styles, the arm leads never change, but in the former, they can (but the lead/follow never changes, unless it’s old-school male/male Argentine Tango, the way the dance was originally done before it was introduced to the bordellos of Buenos Aires in about 1920). That said, I also noticed the correct use of heel leads in Promenade position. While they might not win Dancing with the Stars, Calvin’s parents would certainly win points for that bit of technical correctness.

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    JoanHelen  over 7 years ago

    Have you read For Better or For Worse today? Also a spinach reference. ROFLOL

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    Radical-Knight  over 7 years ago

    I see and hear Gomez and Morticia of Addams Family. Someone get dad a cigar!

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    wifely2 Premium Member over 7 years ago

    The pile of green must be related to the Tardis!

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    meihong  over 7 years ago

    Calvin is always eating some pile of green mess. He looks terrible in the first panel. Ugh. Poor thing. His imagination is going to kill him some day.

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    bizaker  over 7 years ago

    I actually agree with you. Unfortunately sarcasm doesn’t always translate in written form, but I am saying this is not a political comic, and given the comments of the past several days, I had hoped to just get that all out of the way from the beginning so that we can all move on and just enjoy the comic.

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    pam Miner  over 7 years ago

    what is all that green stuff? Whirled peas?

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    ThunderChicken72  over 7 years ago

    Thank you.

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    FormerSalemite  over 7 years ago

    “As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it.” Buddy Hackett

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    StkFigs  over 7 years ago

    in the last panel it should be " if you don’t like it don’t eat it, just beware it will eat you if you don’t"

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    Number Three  over 7 years ago

    How caring they are (!)

    LOL xxx

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    rkozakand  over 7 years ago

    Why is she leading?

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    rgcviper  over 7 years ago

    Hey—it could happen.

    Maybe. Possibly. Never mind.

    Made me laugh, though.

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    charliedawg  over 7 years ago

    I read the comics to get away from all that s**t

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    dzw3030  over 7 years ago

    “Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right…” :-D

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    ratlum  over 7 years ago

    As child I hated rolled oats,but now I look forward to my dish of porridge .first too much brown sugar ,then too much condensed milk, then too much butter,did I mention the rolled oats?

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    mbrek Premium Member over 7 years ago

    This one has been on my refrigerator for years! Always makes me smile.

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    rentier  over 7 years ago

    I see next child comeing in this dance!!

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    dfroark  over 7 years ago

    I’ve seen this strip before, Infact I have a copy of the first frame on file ( I collect his really great expressions ) Are they going to start going back to the older strips like Lil Abner does? I think he probably does anyway but this is the first one I’ve noticed.

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    Rickapolis  over 7 years ago

    The notorious ‘Spinach Monster’ nearly got me many times. But I endured.

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    georgelcsmith  over 7 years ago

    I agree! Political comments should be limited to comics with political content.

    By the way, what is that green stuff that appears so frequently on Calvin’t plate?

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    westny77  over 7 years ago

    Oh Calvin u funny dude

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    H P Hundt Premium Member over 7 years ago

    @FormerSalemite:In my case it was take it or get it for breakfast.

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    Hobbes Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Hi Tacopielvr. Glad you enjoyed the strips.

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    joelle baker  over 7 years ago

    Yes you should always love your children BUT it does not mean you always have to LIKE them.

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    Zero-Gabriel  over 7 years ago

    @CalvinToo bad your mom doesn’t know how to cook properly…

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    bmonk  over 7 years ago

    We had to take and taste everything. But not eat a lot if we disagreed.

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    khpage  over 7 years ago

    Being eaten by green glop has enriched everyone’s dining experience – wonder what the receipe is?

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