Calvin and Hobbes - How Many Boards Would the Mongols Hoard - April 12, 2013

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    rentier  about 9 years ago

    Overrun by mongol hordes!

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    margueritem  about 9 years ago

    Calvin, I like it.

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    in.amongst  about 9 years ago

    no rhyme or reason – Calvin?

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    legaleagle48  about 9 years ago

    Actually, that’s pretty good — and it’s original, unlike “How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?” (Poor LX013 must go bonkers when she sees the way we torture English like this!)

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    ratlum  about 9 years ago

    Calvin gives up to easy,unless hes ready for action like pushing one of his friends over the cliff.That also means Mom and Dad.

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    jack fairbanks  about 9 years ago

    staff writer: bachman/turner overdub

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    orinoco womble  about 9 years ago

    Calvin’s decided he doesn’t want to Khan people then?

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    thesnowleopard Premium Member about 9 years ago

    The Mongols were bored because they found a Viking hoard and got gored by a Nordic sword.

    Sorry. I’ll go away now.

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    Django62  about 9 years ago

    If the answer is indeed blowing in the wind, it ist probable the best way to throw the question away.

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    Aaberon  about 9 years ago

    Study Hall: Sometimes ANYthing to get thru ’em…

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    Red_Fez  about 9 years ago

    HA!

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    in.amongst  about 9 years ago

    ’twas Calvin who did not get entertained…

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    ajsfguy  about 9 years ago

    It’s been 20, er, 30 years since I first read this, but I am pretty sure that this strip got me kicked out of the school library. Out and out uncontrolable laughter followed but the giggling tremors that never quite end. Poor librarians! It has me giggling today!

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    amtecanimation  about 9 years ago

    Interesting i like to develop this for 2D/3D animation

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    nos.nevets  about 9 years ago

    How much ground would a goundhog hog if a groundhog cound hog ground?

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    nos.nevets  about 9 years ago

    How much ground would a goundhog hogif a groundhog could hog ground?

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    nos.nevets  about 9 years ago

    How much ground would a groundhog hogif a groundhog could hog ground?

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    foggyrobs2 Premium Member about 9 years ago

    How much ground round would a hound dog hog if a ground hog was ground round?

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    cosman  about 9 years ago

    Oh no..

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    Puddleglum2  about 9 years ago

    @orinoco womble,Calvin is generally Khan-trary, anyway.

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    Puddleglum2  about 9 years ago

    “I think I Khan; I think I Khan.”Calvin can’t afford to get bored.

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    Puddleglum2  about 9 years ago

    @LX013,Thank you for the response yesterday.Is Popeye the sailor man called glupschaugen in German since glupschaugen means popeyed? :o) (probably not)

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    Popeyesforearm  about 9 years ago

    how much pig could a big pig pork if a big pig could poke pork

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    Ginger Vedder  about 9 years ago

    I like it too. Guess I’m just a simple kind of girl.

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    pstampfel  about 9 years ago

    how much goo do a guru rue if a guru do rue goo.

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    TELawrence  about 9 years ago

    Calvin is way too critical of himself. That was pretty good! Actually, considering his rhymes and songs are always good, he probably has a bright future as a singer/songwriter in the footsteps of Ray Stevens and Weird Al.

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    Number Three  about 9 years ago

    Awwwwww!

    LOL xxx

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    716PMedGuy  about 9 years ago

    LOL

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    khpage  about 9 years ago

    Ya gotta watch those Mongols, man….

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    dsl394evr  about 9 years ago

    Calvin, you remind me of so many little boys who were in my classroom in years past. It is amazing how a panel or two from Bill Watterson can bring a smile and some sweet memories.

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    Rickapolis  about 9 years ago

    What could the Mongol hoards afford? A Ford? Some cord? A Norse fjord? A boat that’s moored? A drink just poured? A cheap Cook’s tour? Why, yes, M’Lord.

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    Rickapolis  about 9 years ago

    I’m sorry about that.

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    Ken Otwell  about 9 years ago

    zero – to answer the question. If they got bored, they would hoard no boards.

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    Tyrnn  about 9 years ago

    Play Age of Empires II and find out.

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    bmonk  about 9 years ago

    “What noise annoys an oyster most?”

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    jessegooddoggy  about 9 years ago

    This is going to go on all night!

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    beentheredonethat  about 9 years ago

    the one I remember is : I split a sheet a sheet I split , upon a splitted sheet I sit.

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    rgcviper  about 9 years ago

    How much fud could a fudpucker puck if a fudpucker could puck fud?

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    Ray Helvy Premium Member almost 9 years ago

    They’d hoard enough boardFor many a cordIf the Mongol horde stored board.

    -RL Grinnell

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    matalupe  over 8 years ago

    I would chuck the spent paper, too.

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    primalcoach  almost 8 years ago

    They could hoard as many boards as a Mongol horde if the Mongols hoarded boards!

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    primalcoach  almost 8 years ago

    Or…They could hoard as many boards as a Mongol horde, if a Mongol horde got bored. (If a Mongrel’s hoard were boards?)

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    CHAD OCHOCINCO JOHNSON  7 months ago

    LXO13?

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