Actually, that’s pretty good — and it’s original, unlike “How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?” (Poor LX013 must go bonkers when she sees the way we torture English like this!)
It’s been 20, er, 30 years since I first read this, but I am pretty sure that this strip got me kicked out of the school library. Out and out uncontrolable laughter followed but the giggling tremors that never quite end. Poor librarians! It has me giggling today!
@LX013,Thank you for the response yesterday.Is Popeye the sailor man called glupschaugen in German since glupschaugen means popeyed? :o) (probably not)
Calvin is way too critical of himself. That was pretty good! Actually, considering his rhymes and songs are always good, he probably has a bright future as a singer/songwriter in the footsteps of Ray Stevens and Weird Al.
Calvin, you remind me of so many little boys who were in my classroom in years past. It is amazing how a panel or two from Bill Watterson can bring a smile and some sweet memories.
What could the Mongol hoards afford? A Ford? Some cord? A Norse fjord? A boat that’s moored? A drink just poured? A cheap Cook’s tour? Why, yes, M’Lord.
rentier about 9 years ago
Overrun by mongol hordes!
margueritem about 9 years ago
Calvin, I like it.
in.amongst about 9 years ago
no rhyme or reason – Calvin?
legaleagle48 about 9 years ago
Actually, that’s pretty good — and it’s original, unlike “How much wood would a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?” (Poor LX013 must go bonkers when she sees the way we torture English like this!)
ratlum about 9 years ago
Calvin gives up to easy,unless hes ready for action like pushing one of his friends over the cliff.That also means Mom and Dad.
jack fairbanks about 9 years ago
staff writer: bachman/turner overdub
orinoco womble about 9 years ago
Calvin’s decided he doesn’t want to Khan people then?
thesnowleopard Premium Member about 9 years ago
The Mongols were bored because they found a Viking hoard and got gored by a Nordic sword.
Sorry. I’ll go away now.
Django62 about 9 years ago
If the answer is indeed blowing in the wind, it ist probable the best way to throw the question away.
Aaberon about 9 years ago
Study Hall: Sometimes ANYthing to get thru ’em…
Red_Fez about 9 years ago
HA!
in.amongst about 9 years ago
’twas Calvin who did not get entertained…
ajsfguy about 9 years ago
It’s been 20, er, 30 years since I first read this, but I am pretty sure that this strip got me kicked out of the school library. Out and out uncontrolable laughter followed but the giggling tremors that never quite end. Poor librarians! It has me giggling today!
amtecanimation about 9 years ago
Interesting i like to develop this for 2D/3D animation
nos.nevets about 9 years ago
How much ground would a goundhog hog if a groundhog cound hog ground?
nos.nevets about 9 years ago
How much ground would a goundhog hogif a groundhog could hog ground?
nos.nevets about 9 years ago
How much ground would a groundhog hogif a groundhog could hog ground?
foggyrobs2 Premium Member about 9 years ago
How much ground round would a hound dog hog if a ground hog was ground round?
cosman about 9 years ago
Oh no..
Puddleglum2 about 9 years ago
@orinoco womble,Calvin is generally Khan-trary, anyway.
Puddleglum2 about 9 years ago
“I think I Khan; I think I Khan.”Calvin can’t afford to get bored.
Puddleglum2 about 9 years ago
@LX013,Thank you for the response yesterday.Is Popeye the sailor man called glupschaugen in German since glupschaugen means popeyed? :o) (probably not)
Popeyesforearm about 9 years ago
how much pig could a big pig pork if a big pig could poke pork
Ginger Vedder about 9 years ago
I like it too. Guess I’m just a simple kind of girl.
pstampfel about 9 years ago
how much goo do a guru rue if a guru do rue goo.
TELawrence about 9 years ago
Calvin is way too critical of himself. That was pretty good! Actually, considering his rhymes and songs are always good, he probably has a bright future as a singer/songwriter in the footsteps of Ray Stevens and Weird Al.
Number Three about 9 years ago
Awwwwww!
LOL xxx
716PMedGuy about 9 years ago
LOL
khpage about 9 years ago
Ya gotta watch those Mongols, man….
dsl394evr about 9 years ago
Calvin, you remind me of so many little boys who were in my classroom in years past. It is amazing how a panel or two from Bill Watterson can bring a smile and some sweet memories.
Rickapolis about 9 years ago
What could the Mongol hoards afford? A Ford? Some cord? A Norse fjord? A boat that’s moored? A drink just poured? A cheap Cook’s tour? Why, yes, M’Lord.
Rickapolis about 9 years ago
I’m sorry about that.
Ken Otwell about 9 years ago
zero – to answer the question. If they got bored, they would hoard no boards.
Tyrnn about 9 years ago
Play Age of Empires II and find out.
bmonk about 9 years ago
“What noise annoys an oyster most?”
jessegooddoggy about 9 years ago
This is going to go on all night!
beentheredonethat about 9 years ago
the one I remember is : I split a sheet a sheet I split , upon a splitted sheet I sit.
rgcviper about 9 years ago
How much fud could a fudpucker puck if a fudpucker could puck fud?
Ray Helvy Premium Member almost 9 years ago
They’d hoard enough boardFor many a cordIf the Mongol horde stored board.
-RL Grinnell
matalupe over 8 years ago
I would chuck the spent paper, too.
primalcoach almost 8 years ago
They could hoard as many boards as a Mongol horde if the Mongols hoarded boards!
primalcoach almost 8 years ago
Or…They could hoard as many boards as a Mongol horde, if a Mongol horde got bored. (If a Mongrel’s hoard were boards?)
CHAD OCHOCINCO JOHNSON 7 months ago
LXO13?