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Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for April 04, 2013

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    legaleagle48  over 8 years ago

    As Mom said, Calvin: Learn to make your own peanut-butter sandwiches!

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    Hobbes Premium Member over 8 years ago

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    rentier  over 8 years ago

    Special wishes!

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    margueritem  over 8 years ago

    “Maybe”, nothing! make your own sandwich, kid!

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    Jobecur  over 8 years ago

    Is this how OCD starts?

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    ratlum  over 8 years ago

    You would not think its that hard to do right,but keep bugging Mom about the right way to dish out your peanut butter,she may show you how to do a lot of things right.You spoilt little brat.

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    MiepR  over 8 years ago

    This illustrates the tragedy of raising kids on cheap peanut butter. Real peanut butter requires mixing because the oil rises to the top. And no salt.

    I always hated peanut butter until I found about unadulterated peanut butter and found out what peanut butter really tastes like.

    Okay, maybe a little salt.

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    Linux0s  over 8 years ago

    Your peanut butter is out of control Mom.

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    Wiseguy411  over 8 years ago

    How would Calvin pay for the sandwich when it’s delivered ?

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    unclebewey  over 8 years ago

    Calvin should try a peanut butter & lizard sandwhich, yummy!!

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    pelican47  over 8 years ago

    I mix a jar of unsalted peanut butter with a cube of salted butter and keep it in the fridge for my morning toast. mmmmmmm…..

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    orinoco womble  over 8 years ago

    I feel you, Calvin. Like when they stopped sealing instant coffee with stiffened paper and started using plastic. If you don’t hear that “pop” when you break the seal with a spoon, the coffee just doesn’t taste as good.

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    rentier  over 8 years ago

    I never have tasted peanut butter!

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    GROG Premium Member over 8 years ago

    It’s not rocket science, Calvin. If you want it your way, go make your own.

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    Red_Fez  over 8 years ago

    His parents were going to name him “Raymond”.

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    wmbrainiac  over 8 years ago

    Without rituals of order, we would not even have the illusion of control in any part of our lives. It is also important to dig into a carton of ice cream in exactly the same fashion.

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    djmalloy  over 8 years ago

    Maybe Calvin will be Sheldon when he grows up.

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    eeeeeeh  over 8 years ago

    While neapolitan ice cream may cause much angst here…….dig into the PB jar! ennyway you wish! Preferably on wheat bread with Smuckers’s strawberry preserves!

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    johndifool  over 8 years ago

    Hobbes, those old Peanuts strips were pretty edgy and insidious, weren’t they? And to think they were crafted in the 1950’s…

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    tbritt99  over 8 years ago

    Diagonal bread always tastes better.

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    Chris Kenworthy  over 8 years ago

    Yeah, if you’re so hung up on control and having everything just so, then you make your own sandwiches, Calvin.

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    astar15  over 8 years ago

    PB&J Sandwiches are delicious, it makes me forget the troubles I have with my family

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    USN1977  over 8 years ago

    What was the one where Calvin was demanding his mother make the sandwich a certain way, then in the last panel she remarks “Your Majesty’s sandwich”.

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    route66paul  over 8 years ago

    A kid doesn’t say “diagonally” he says he wants the bread in triangles.

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    Zero-Gabriel  over 8 years ago

    So… People/grown-ups expect children to fallow request/orders/rules but when a child expects grown-ups to do the same for them, grown-ups are like “whatever” and do it “whatever” and messed-up what a child was expecting on what/where/when/how…-It like… “Do as I say, not I do”, why would anyone expect a child to fallow request/orders/rules when grown-ups are nothing but hypocrites…??-@CalvinYou know what, make the sandwich yourself. You know people/grown-ups are just going to mess it all up (Anything/Everything, BIG TIME) and don’t (give a hoot) care at all…

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    Puddleglum2  over 8 years ago

    Mom cuts the bread diagon-izingly!

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    Puddleglum2  over 8 years ago

    Calvin probably cuts the bread diabolically.

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    Puddleglum2  over 8 years ago

    I much prefer the natural peanut butter!

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    Puddleglum2  over 8 years ago

    How can bread with peanut butter on it still be white?I want 100 percent whole wheat or other whole-grain breads.

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    supersexyghotmew95  over 8 years ago

    ihave had a peanut butter jelly cheese sandwich

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    716PMedGuy  over 8 years ago

    gotta love Calvin’s logic

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    StrangerCoug  over 8 years ago

    I never made sense of this one.

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    Gretchen's Mom  over 8 years ago

    I don’t recall EVER being this picky about my peanut butter (and jelly) sandwiches when I was a kid. They didn’t even have to be cut into triangles either; a whole sandwich was just fine with me. Loved them back then — love them still. Jif chunky peanut butter, Smucker’s jelly (blackberry’s my favorite) on whole wheat bread . . . YUM YUM!!!!!

     

    :-)

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    Rickapolis  over 8 years ago

    Anal-retentive already.

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    Number Three  over 8 years ago

    Wow… SOMEONE’S fussy!

    LOL xxx

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    linda trigg  over 8 years ago

    yep know how much ocd takes over i agree with calvin

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    Popeyesforearm  over 8 years ago

    I see military school in Calvin’s future.

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    Karaboo2  over 8 years ago

    Calvin most people can’t control their peanut butter, we wish it was always smooth on top but some of us always seem to get stuck with the extra crunchy stuff.Just like life, you have to put up with a few nuts along the way.

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    Hobbes Premium Member over 8 years ago

    @JohnDiFool: It’s fun to see Lucy in her early years, especially interacting with Charlie Brown. She managed to make his life difficult, regardless of her age. Calvin seems to have some of Lucy and some of Linus in him, among others.

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    rentier  over 8 years ago

    Yes in the 1950’s, after 2nd world war people were very poor!

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    Hobbes Premium Member over 8 years ago

    @Karaboo2: I guess some if us want our lives to always be smooth, while others enjoy lives with more texture.

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    Five boys  over 8 years ago

    When my grandson was two I cut his sandwich the wrong way. He wouldn’t eat it. I said fine, hope you dont get too hungery

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    robert39503  over 8 years ago

    Just wondering, did Charlie Brown go to his house and make the sandwichs or did he go to Lucy’s and make them? They are not related to each other.

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    Puddleglum2  over 8 years ago

    @orinoco womble,It sounds good to me!

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    Hobbes Premium Member over 8 years ago

    @Robert Andersen: Presumably, Lucy is playing at Charlie Brown’s house, but it isnt really explained. Since there are no adults in Peanuts, in this case Charlie Brown has to play the adult role.

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    khpage  over 8 years ago

    If Calvin’s mom had been my mother, I would have gotten such a whipping I wouldn’t have been able to sit down for week…

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    rickray777  over 8 years ago

    OK, so Mom ruined the smooth top of the peanut butter in the jar. Yet somehow, life goes on.

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    matalupe  about 8 years ago

    I’m a P-nut Butter mixer, but Always cut the bread diagonally. What is she, an alien?

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