Time to call homeland security, arrest Calvin and expell him from school for life. Need to ban this strip immediately for inciting acts of terrorism on school campus.
He could simply be thinking if he popped an empty paper bag, it would simulate the Big Bang at the beginning of our universe, and thus get a good grade in history!
Given everything that’s happened in schools, this one is no longer funny. I wish we could turn the clock back when it comes to school violence, but we can’t.
Phapada about 11 years ago
wwowow.. hello ….
AppletonCC about 11 years ago
Yay- I love Stupendous Man; bring it on, Calvin!
ratlum about 11 years ago
What a terrible face.Yes I am sure Susie would like to know.So would I.
sharpy about 11 years ago
Susie is very gullible :P
markmoss1 about 11 years ago
No, she just knows Calvin.
GROG Premium Member about 11 years ago
I’m sure the principal will know soon enough.
tcarroll29 about 11 years ago
Back then you could say things like that and not be sent to jail for the rest of your life
rentier about 11 years ago
curious?
The#1BoiseStateFan about 11 years ago
If Calvin even goes there………
vwdualnomand about 11 years ago
it’s a gun. to protect himself from a deranged gunman.
StkFigs about 11 years ago
I have a history test today and would really like that bag
j-birds3 about 11 years ago
It’s Calvin’s bag lunch..
Mrs. Peabody about 11 years ago
Best nyah-face ever!
Thomas Linquist about 11 years ago
If that conversation were overhead in today’s school’s, both of them would be patted down and taken to the office.
jack fairbanks about 11 years ago
yeah, not sure this is funny any more. (sadly)
HankTheSock about 11 years ago
I love Calvin’s face in the last panel.
Pebin8walker about 11 years ago
Time to call homeland security, arrest Calvin and expell him from school for life. Need to ban this strip immediately for inciting acts of terrorism on school campus.
route66paul about 11 years ago
Don’t stick out that tongue unless you plan to use it!
smb123 about 11 years ago
If the strip offends you, just don’t read it!
Vonne Anton about 11 years ago
He could simply be thinking if he popped an empty paper bag, it would simulate the Big Bang at the beginning of our universe, and thus get a good grade in history!
cosman about 11 years ago
Paper Bag Nuke..
xpurplezebra about 11 years ago
bag balm
calvinsfriend110 about 11 years ago
Can’t stand his face in the last panel, it makes him look bratty.
Number Three about 11 years ago
Mind your own business, Susie!
LOL… Just kidding.
xxx
tbritt99 about 11 years ago
Something that moves Im guessing
Gretchen's Mom about 11 years ago
Personally, I’m a little bit scared at the thought of what might be in that bag!
Purple Ninja about 11 years ago
I love how Susie immediately jumps to weapons of mass destruction.
jose_thelusma about 11 years ago
wonder whats in there??
mac04416 about 11 years ago
Oh NO !!!! She said the "B " word. That will get her suspended three more days than the use of a finger gun.
K1MM13 about 11 years ago
lol
Snoopy_Fan about 11 years ago
It’s an empty bag. When no one is looking, he is going to blow it up and >>>POP<<< it so that everyone THINKS it’s a bomb…:-)
tjextejt about 11 years ago
Given everything that’s happened in schools, this one is no longer funny. I wish we could turn the clock back when it comes to school violence, but we can’t.