Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for October 01, 2012


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    BE THIS GUY Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Reality- what a stupid concept.

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    rentier  over 7 years ago


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    oranaiche  over 7 years ago

    I reject your reality and substitute my own.

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    rentier  over 7 years ago

    Nothing is better than getting swinged by Hobbes! No homework is so fine!

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    ratlum  over 7 years ago

    Calvin you little scamp ,your going to wish you had done the home work.Wish I had.

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    John Davis  over 7 years ago

    If anything is an argument against reality its Denial Springs Eternal.

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    orinoco womble  over 7 years ago

    Calvin sounds like the people they interview on BBC Radio 4. When the interviewer comes out with some fact that goes against them, they reply, “I can’t accept that.”I hope they can accept gravity…because it’s there.

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    vwdualnomand  over 7 years ago

    some people deny evolution, or concept of money. but, gravity is a theory. proven time and time again, and even on the moon. and, denial is not just a river in egypt.

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    38lowell  over 7 years ago

    Yeah! Like a job. It’s optional.He’d better accept that reality.

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    rpmurray  over 7 years ago

    I’ve seen a lot of Democrats that can’t seem to deal with the concept that the money they spend doesn’t spring from thin air. “Just print more.”

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    beculp  over 7 years ago

    Denial Springs, a great name for a new age resort

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    Doctor Why  over 7 years ago

    Political and religious comments aside, but I defy gravity. Reality is selective. If you’re too ignorant to know something can’t work, it can. Just look at Spongebob. Swimming pool in the ocean? right. Now gravy on the other hand, works. I defy gravy, but the more I eat the harder it gets to defy.

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    einarbt7  over 7 years ago

    Hum, this might be nice.

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    MagicFan  over 7 years ago


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    PoodleGroomer  over 7 years ago

    There is no reward in the proper accomplishment of the homework task, and no reward or punishment in the classroom or grading system. I think schools need to have nonperforming and underachieving students hand digging a 20’ wide by 12’ deep moat around the school. It will help with hyperactivity and obesity, too.

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    Karaboo2  over 7 years ago

    Reality springs Escapism

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    Hoodude  over 7 years ago

    Failing that,a Democrat

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    ncalifgirl58  over 7 years ago

    I care too. What a rude comment.

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    ncalifgirl58  over 7 years ago

    Selective Reality. Sadly, I know way too much about it. lol

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    Rickapolis  over 7 years ago

    Don’t accept what you don’t like. Calvin the politician.

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    KEA  over 7 years ago

    I’ll second that.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 7 years ago

    I like how he denies being in denial.

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    hellacool  over 7 years ago

    Wow, so if a person recognizes the evolution theory as a theory then that person is an irrational denier? Really? And you got that from a Calvin and Hobbes cartoon? And you’re going to turn a perfectly good, refreshingly non-political cartoon into a bash on people you happen to disagree with? Come on, people. It’s a cartoon, for crying out loud!

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    Number Three  over 7 years ago

    Yeah… Any excuse!

    LOL xxx

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    Puddleglum2  over 7 years ago

    What does Calvin think denial is?

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    lilytheflower  over 7 years ago

    Got it from Mythbusters.

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    calvinsfriend110  over 7 years ago

    Well, can’t hobbes help him with his homework?

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    Jack Bell Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Now your the one in denial.

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    Popeyesforearm  over 7 years ago

    as long as my reality comes with a paycheck I don’t care what color the sky is

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    duraiamuthan  over 7 years ago

    I always love calvin for his selectiveness of words and sentences..

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    cheetahqueen  over 7 years ago

    As do I.

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    bmonk  over 7 years ago

    Once again Hobbes is Calvin’s conscience.

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    CrazyIrishOperaGirl  over 7 years ago

    But those who make a living through the burning of fossil fuels and deny global climate change are fixing to have themselves accused of denying for the sake of their job.

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    CrazyIrishOperaGirl  over 7 years ago

    Of course we will always have to deal with those ill-informed and/or ignorant Democrats, as well as their conservative counterparts. But contrary to your claim, good Democrats (such as moi) are strong believers in the American dream, yet also believe that the government should open itself up to the needs of the poorer American population. And FYI, others will respect you more as a person if you spend less time deriding others for their political and moral views and concentrate on developing a clear and unbiased picture of how our country is according to both sides. Isn’t that how we grow as a nation?

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    iced tea  over 7 years ago

    Calvin is Bart Simpson’s first cousin.

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    cookies333  over 7 years ago

    I wish my homework was optional! : )

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    Purple Ninja  over 7 years ago

    Maybe in another reality, it IS optional.

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    Doctor Why  over 7 years ago

    I am incredibly offended by your statement to the effect that I, as a Creationist and a Christian, am an Irrational Being. As I have managed to occupy this webpage and am responding to you in proper English, I am clearly a Rational Being. I just happen to prefer to be told that I am not a freak accident of a nature that cannot exist, and yet does, of its own accord. May I present the Groucho Marx Effect: The moment we, as inhabitants of the universe, can fully comprehend the universe simply, it is clear that the universe is too simple to exist or support life capable of understanding it. This is actually a scientific postulate (not fact, not theory, just a postulate). As such, I have one thing to say: PLEASE KEEP YOUR RELIGIOUS OPINIONS TO YOUR SELF AND I WILL KEEP MINE TO MYSELF, IN A KIND AND TOLERANT MANNER.

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    UncleNave  over 7 years ago

    Calvin’s in a “New York State of mind” & Hobbes is at Tamany Hall.

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    rgcviper  over 7 years ago

    Yup—you beat me to a (bad) joke about De-Nile.

    The pitfalls of posting late … ha.

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    Sciatic  over 7 years ago

    selective reality i like it

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