Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for September 03, 2012

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    The#1BoiseStateFan  over 9 years ago

    Hot buttons?

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    BE THIS GUY  over 9 years ago

    Sorry son, the Earth is only 6,000 years old and fossils are God’s way of testing your faith.

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    bmonk  over 9 years ago

    Nobody ignores the dinosaur vote in Chicago. The cemeteries there are good for at least 10,000 votes!

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    rentier  over 9 years ago

    Quite right, Calvin, we are totaly dis…, dis…., dis…..!!!!

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    rogue53  over 9 years ago

    Don’t worry Calvin, there’s lots of pandering going on. In case you’re wondering: Pander – verb to act as a pander; cater basely: to pander to the vile tastes of vulgar persons.

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    MiepR  over 9 years ago

    Discombobulation is the sort of thing that results from really good non sequitors, paradigm fails, reality shifts, stuff like that. It’s not exactly something people do to you. It’s more like a sudden realization that you don’t have a clue about what is actually going on.

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    Yontrop  over 9 years ago

    Single-issue activists could be the death of American Democracy.

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    orinoco womble  over 9 years ago

    I do: Colonel Mustard, in the library, with a rope!

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    Phapada  over 9 years ago

    Hot buttons?

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    chovil  over 9 years ago

    Too bad he doesn’t get to vote for at least another decade

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    Phapada  over 9 years ago

    please Hot Buttons?

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    crobinson019  over 9 years ago

    And here I thought Pandering to a Minor was a felony offense…

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    Rodney99  over 9 years ago

    Obviously it’s NOT the politicians this season.

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    peachyanddanny  over 9 years ago

    RMoney thinks they wore English saddles and cavemen rode them.

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    Puddleglum2  over 9 years ago

    @orinoco womble,Are you sure? Is it ‘a lead pipe cinch’?

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    Puddleglum2  over 9 years ago

    The fossils are one of the evidences of a world-wide flood in the time of Noah.

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    rshive  over 9 years ago

    The politician said just the other dayThat he really didn’t want this job at all.But he’d make this sacrifice for meIf I’d only put my trust in him.

    I believe, I do. I believe, I do. I believe exactly what thjey tell me to. I believe, I do. I believe it’s true. I’m a simple guy. I believe.

    apologies to Tom Paxton

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    ransomdstone  over 9 years ago

    Discombobulation is supercalifragileistic. Sherlock Holmes has the clue. Just ask Conan Doyle.

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    jslabotnik  over 9 years ago

    and if you take care doing something, are you chalant?

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    djmalloy  over 9 years ago

    Dinosaur research is evolution, and we all know which party is anti-evolution, and by default, anti-dinosaur.

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    servlex  over 9 years ago

    Well calvin, should know tah here we have libing dinnosaurs in hour congress, and they don’t want to retire.

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    38lowell  over 9 years ago

    Romney has been accused of being a dinosaur. As Calvin says,“don’t ignore the dinosaur vote!”

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    route66paul  over 9 years ago

    What happened to the dinosaurs that swan in the ocean? They would have thrived during the flood, but all we have is fossils – which are bone shaped mineral deposits.

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    orinoco womble  over 9 years ago

    “Well you know? I don’t remember being made responsible for anybody’s gruntlement!” (Col Henry Blake, MASH)

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    Karaboo2  over 9 years ago

    Dinosaurs vote for the Reptilian Party, from back in the days when the leader actually had brains.

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    cookies333  over 9 years ago

    You can’t even vote yet Calvin.

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    watmiwori  over 9 years ago

    Must do. tho’ perhaps not used in Polite Society dueto scatological overtones….

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    DavidGBA  over 9 years ago

    Hey, as far as I can tell, when I check out, you guys are gone, too, poof, figments of my existence!

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    cookies333  over 9 years ago

    I saw a really cool dinosaur skeleton at the muesum once. I wonder what it would be like for us if they still existed? (If you believe they did exist. Which I personally do.)

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    BoomSkee  over 9 years ago

    444, U suer hit the nail on the HEAD!!!

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    thewizofaz  over 9 years ago

    I wish Mark Twain and Will Rogers were still around for political commentary.

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    Number Three  over 9 years ago

    You can say that again, Calvin.

    LOL xxx

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    Hoodude  over 9 years ago

    I’ve known G’zilla,sir,and he was no dinosaur.ps,the comments C&H get are certainly a cut above,innit.

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    joe vignone  over 9 years ago

    That would be the Republicant Party, Calvin.

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    iced tea  over 9 years ago

    Calvin is difinitely a fanatic! Just a little boy, too.

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    erinbliss  over 9 years ago

    Sounds like he’s one of those Flat Earther types who believe Adam & Eve were riding dinosaurs.

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    Vora_Lundar  over 9 years ago

    @NabuquduriuzhurThe thing about science is that nothing is ever proven. Everything we think we know is just a theory, even the laws of physics. They’re only called “laws” because of the make up and rules of language then.

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    calvinsfriend110  over 9 years ago

    Why can’t pigs fly?

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    Gretchen's Mom  over 9 years ago

    “Jurassic Park” is one of my favorite movies!!!!! ;-)

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    Denisouza  over 9 years ago

    “Any similarity to current political events in the USA is entirely coincidental”

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    HeidiTentee  over 9 years ago

    This is a single issue election: No more King O’Bama. Join the revolution.

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    joe vignone  over 9 years ago

    The Repulicant Party is the party of Dinosaurs. Time for them to go extinct come Nov.!

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    Phapada  over 9 years ago

    thank you so much

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    Earnestly Frank  over 9 years ago

    As far as I know, I don’t know if anything existed before I was born – it’s all rumour to me. Mind, I don’t even remember being born (I was very young at the time).

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    Aaron Saltzer  over 9 years ago

    How old is this comic strip? I don’t really think the artists relate to children, making their characters that are children sound so well educated. Children I know, don’t talk like that. Lol

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    nc715  over 9 years ago

    Glad to see nothing has changed in 20 years.

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    King_Shark  over 9 years ago

    Jesus turned the dinosaurs to donkeys by mistake when annoyed at his favourite triceratops, Kenham. How do I know that? I know that because I wrote it.

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    Vonne Anton  over 9 years ago

    I’d vote for Godzilla…he’d destroy New York…(notice that my mouth was not in sync with my words?)

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    Hoodude  over 9 years ago

    Pandering to adults produces democratic administrations…

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    khpage  over 9 years ago

    Isn’t that the re-heat button on the microwave?

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    BigNate+CalvinandHobbes=:)  over 9 years ago

    @Hobbeshey Hobbes, where are you lateley

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