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Calvin and Hobbes by Bill Watterson for February 04, 2012

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    pouncingtiger  over 7 years ago

    Calvin. That idea sucks.

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    GROG Premium Member over 7 years ago

    That won’t do anything about the smell, Calvin.

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    GROG Premium Member over 7 years ago

    Gee, where’s Marg?

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    austin.j.milne  over 7 years ago

    i just bought the calvin and hobbes anniversiry book its awesome

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    rentier  over 7 years ago

    Never again I’ll go to confession, I AM clean!!!!

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    whitecarabao  over 7 years ago

    After he tries it once, he may change his mind. Besides, it’s hard to be a pleisiosaur on dry land.

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    Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 7 years ago

    let him grow up first.

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    Terry Talbott  over 7 years ago

    Dry cleaning, that’s the way to go Calvin.

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    dahawk  over 7 years ago

    There were times growing up in the country when after being gone all day playing with neighbor boys in the summer, that mom would actually vacuum us off before letting us in the house to eat supper. Fun memories. Minimized the mud formation in the washing machine.

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    Puddleglum2  over 7 years ago

    Sometimes Calvin’s brain is a vacuum, already!

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    rentier  over 7 years ago

    Sometimes we refuse necessary things like bath!

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    rojroj  over 7 years ago

    This echoes a Dennis the Menace strip from oh, maybe 50 years ago.

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    bmonk  over 7 years ago

    It’s “dry” because no water is involved. Only chemicals like tetrachloroethylene or hydrocarbons.

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    bmonk  over 7 years ago

    That vacuum cleaner outta clean out the vacuum between Calvin’s ears pretty well. ;)

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    Hobbes Premium Member over 7 years ago

    @Sharuniboy: Perhaps they have a dry sense of humor?

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    bvallinino  over 7 years ago

    Hope he don’t give himself a hickie.

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    Number Three  over 7 years ago

    Haha! That’s a good one Calvin! But you would be actually staying ‘tidy’

    LOL xxx

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    Destiny23  over 7 years ago

    It’s funny he always forgets how much he loves baths until he’s actually in the tub! (And Mom forgets what a disaster zone the bathroom is when he’s done…)

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    iced tea  over 7 years ago

    Calvin’s hatred of baths reminds me of a story from my third grade reader long ago. This little girl refused to take a bath and she just go dirtier and dirtier. Then she became so caked with dirt, her parents didn’t know what to do. Then they came up with an idea. The planted radish seeds on her dirty arms. Sometime later, the tops of the radishes popped out of the dirt on her arms. The little girl then said if she was so filty that radishes grew out of her she’d take a bath. She had to take a shower and used two bars of soap to get completly clean. So that’s how Calvin might end up.

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    Gretchen's Mom  over 7 years ago

    Your comment was rude, disgusting and completely uncalled for . . . therefore, I have flagged you and hope that everyone else who reads this will too! This kind of language is NOT wanted — nor will it be tolerated — here!!!!!

     

    :-(

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    Mitchtheone  over 7 years ago

    GretchensMom, I flagged him as well.

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    khpage  over 7 years ago

    If Calvin actually starts using that thing, he will learn in very short order that there are parts of the human male anatomy that should be kept way far away from the business end of an operating vacuum cleaner. "Nuff said ’bout ’dat……

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    Gretchen's Mom  over 7 years ago

    Mitchtheone and JP Steve: Glad you agreed and hope that more people here will too!

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    DerkinsVanPelt218  over 7 years ago

    Does it have the right attachments for that?

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    Koolfunkygrrl  over 7 years ago

    He better be careful where he puts the vaccuum……

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    Sweet B  over 7 years ago

    calvin would still be dirty

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    Karaboo2  over 7 years ago

    Flagged the bum also. Calvin might be exhausted by the time he’s done with the vacuum.

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    Pygar  over 7 years ago

    My understanding is that the solvent does not wet the cloth. I once saw an old newsreel of people walking through a pool of the stuff… as dry as they went up the stairs as when they went down the stairs.

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    Jkiss  over 7 years ago

    Calvin honey, the Hoover can only do so much for you. Now go get in the bath.

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    rahooblack  over 7 years ago

    ;) tht will solve a lot of my problems

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